Sunset Sarsaparilla Fan

I used to run this blog back in 2015, but I lost it that summer in a night of gambling in a small port town in Maine. My gambling addiction had gotten so bad at that point that only a couple weeks later I had to sell my house and I even ended up betting on and losing the copyright to the vast corpus of dating simulation games I'd made a fortune off of. I was definitely at my lowest. Since then I've heard this blog has passed through a few people's hands and it's actually being run by a tattoo artist who gives people tattoos of magical sigils that legit work, like people will get hired for great jobs after getting theirs. I won the lottery in 2022 and tried to buy this account back but it was so expensive I couldn't even do it. Oh well.

I mean Gideon the ninth is mostly set in Canaan House and I… I would not be okay. There’s gay people and evil monsters that get you

I READ A GOOD GIRL'S GUIDE TO MURDER??? I DON'T THINK I'M OKAY BECAUSE I WILL PISS BECCA OFF AND BECOME THE NEXT ANDIE??? BECAUSE I PISS LITERALLY EVERYBODY OFF??? I'M NOT OKAY

oh fuck no not (Fantasy World) #357

I'm not convinced any of you actually know what a bunny is.

It's some form of creature.

Some manner of beast.

A kind of horse actually! not many people know this

A bunny is both an experience and a journey. There is no meaning but there's no going back

A bunny is a cartographic symbol used to refer to unknown or unspecified dangers, which has been taken as literal in the modern era

bnuy

I trolled a noob in reno just to watch him fail

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

OMG that’s AMAZING!

sometimes, I fall head over heels in love with a place. El Ateneo Grand Splendid is incredible. I am in love. At the very least, in lust – that could very easily escalate to love. Le sigh.

this is hilarious to me because not only have I been on tumblr long enough to remember the first time El Ateneo Grand Splendid went viral around here, I actually went there last year (while I was passing through Argentina for a weekend) entirely because tumblr told me to

If memory serves? If memory serves what? The people? The ruling class? Cunt?