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Welcome, welcome

It's me, Missouri.

No, no, I am not, in fact, misery. C'mon guys it's pronounced differently.

As you may have guessed, this is a gimmick blog I made when I should have been sleeping.

I'm sorry, if there is already a Missouri gimmick blog, I did not see it.

My main account is @garmrin and I decided I needed a piece of that gimmick pie. What better than my lame ass home state. I'm bi and graysexual, Pronouns are He/It/They. I'm a Minor so please keep interactions sfw.

Also sorry if I don't post much on here, I'm not a busy guy, just a forgetful one.

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wake up, mrs claus... it's christmas eve... can you fuck all 100 virgin elves hidden throughout santa's workshop before your husband returns from work? hover your cursor over an elf and press F when the Fuck Meter is green to fuck an elf, but look out! if you mistime your fuck, the virginity of nearby elfs will be restored... you have one hour... good luck mrs claus... and to all a good night... ho ha ho... (0/100) (59:58)

grubbed-up-goblen

@fuckedelf is this what happened to you?

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Ok

phaeton-flier

You guys are all aware that they trained people for those civil rights protests, right? That the people doing sit ins had to be trained to keep their cool as white people screamed invectives and pouring drinks on them? It was a very organized operation.

hbbisenieks

One of the greatest lies that recent American history has perpetuated is the idea that Rosa Parks was "just a tired Black woman who wanted to sit down on the bus" and not a motivated activist who trained with other civil rights luminaries and very intentionally got on that bus specifically to get arrested about it.

Can you think of a reason why they might not want you to know that the people staging sit-ins and getting arrested for sitting on the bus were trained and organized?

I would let the goblins hit.

cuteautumn

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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iwilleatyourenglish

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

iwilleatyourenglish

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

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he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

thisecommercelife

"✦ Would you like help with that?"

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emeraldspiral

You think this is an exaggeration, but didn't they actually make a whole series of ads showing that you can use AI to write "heartfelt" messages and order "thoughtful" gifts for your family when you can't be bothered to do it yourself? So you can go through the motions of appearing to care while being completely disengaged from your loved ones?

striders

the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.

just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.

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wayslidecool

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

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rhythmic-idealist

Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom

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We human beings have discovered patterns of light and/or sound that kill some people and we should probably not have hissy fits about your right to fire a weapon at my mom. Like if you could put some text onscreen explaining the upcoming seizure-inducing patterns so that people can scroll away. That’s super fucking easy. i AM sorry that something as mindless as a tiktok edit could kill someone but hey, so could driving to work every morning, we all treat THAT accordingly (long, pointed stare. because yes we had better be treating that accordingly too)

The casual abundance of Thing That Kills People doesn’t mean you shouldn’t avoid killing people

rhythmic-idealist

#all media should have epilepsy warnings like all food should have allergy warnings#and if you disagree then I'll kick your ass

via @angst-and-fajitas

gay_irl

When I worked at the jewelry store there was very little room to move around each other behind the cases. We managed alright but it made us pretty casual with our personal space.

At the time when I first started I was still getting used to that. One day I was shadowing someone who’d been there longer than me, a sweet young lad who I immediately clicked with. We were helping some ladies with a jewelry cleaning and I ended up on the wrong side of him to follow to our next destination, the ultrasonic cleaner.

He double backed around me behind the case and accidentally brushed my butt with the back of his hand. It was immediately clear from context that it was a complete accident.

His eyes widened in brief terror that he’d crossed a boundary. Neither of us reacted in front of the customers but we popped away a moment later into the cleaning room where they couldn’t hear us.

He grabbed my arms and stared into my eyes with panic writ large across his face. “How long do I have?!” he demanded.

“What? No- it’s fine.” I thought he meant how long until I, like, murdered him.

“No, I’m infected now, how long until it sets in?!?”

I stared at him in bafflement but started to sense a note of repressed laughter in his tone.

“I touched your butt! That’s how the gay spreads! How long until it sets in?!”

I burst out laughing and we both collapsed into absurdity. Every time I thought about it for the next week I broke down laughing, he caught me so off guard with one of the funniest gay jokes I’d ever heard.

It was several weeks afterward that he admitted to recently coming to terms with being bisexual and I tsked, “Didn’t make a full recovery from touching my butt, I see.”

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badass-space-fish

No shade to the stuff that’s currently trending at this very moment or the people posting the things. But. Today is an anniversary of a variety of major world events and NONE of them are trending.

For those who are unaware:

It’s literally autism day in every way yet it’s not trending

missouri-real

I can't fucking believe that I missed it...

Next year.

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woohoo!

ilikedeltarune-notyou

I've seen people before try to decide or determine a song in the OST that could be Kris's theme before, none of which really connect to them enough, or feel right. They dig really hard for it too. Which makes it funny to see them ignore SevenFour.

SevenFour is one of the songs Kris plays at Noelle's house, and is the only unique one. All of the others are piano versions of pre-existing songs in the OST, or have a leitmotif familiar with one of said songs.

The title, in Japanese, can be translates as Nanashi. Or, "Anonymous". Which fits them very well, honestly (The title also could just be reference to the song being in 7/4 time, however, I think the translation is interesting).

It's played in one of their only moments of full control. While they're doing something they love wholeheartedly. It's everything to them, it's obvious. SevenFour is their song.

...Also, it just fits them better than something edgy, in my opinion.

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