of the Oscar Wilde type

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

Hold my hands. If you are in your late 20s, you should not be looking at people in their 30s as being in a completely different age group than you. You are there with them. You should be able to be friends with people who are a little older than you, especially as an adult, and not make a huge deal about there being an age gap.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

hey girl. Is that the petrova line in your pants or is your penits bleeding

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔