of the Oscar Wilde type

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I need to look at a body of water. immediately

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

backrooms will never scare me because all the really scary stuff happens on the retail floor. the frontrooms.

water buffalo of the lake, what is your wisdom?

oats

i love discovering new music. but there's actually nothing like rediscovering old music. like, hello me from 5, 10, 15 years ago. so good to see you. same heart, i see. god, i love you.