of the Oscar Wilde type

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co

Pretty amazing that the website dedicated entirely to streaming slurs is somehow more ethical than spotify

i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

im never serious but I always mean it

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I need to look at a body of water. immediately

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me