ghosts and you might die

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

my favourite ship dynamic is “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” but you can’t tell which is which

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

if you love someone enough you should be able to hug them really tight and pop into the same body as them and never have to leave like its aristophanes's myth of the spherical human

post cancelled i just reinvented steven universe

Come and get your H word pass