ghosts and you might die

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

Being knocked out for more than 5 minutes means very serious brain damage but humans not having a turn-off button would do immense damage to our collective storytelling. So many films and books and videogames just wouldn't happen if writers stopped bonking their characters on the head. Insane.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

my favourite ship dynamic is “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” but you can’t tell which is which

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you