Be trans, throw hands!

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

i think it would do a lot of people good to remember that Mormons are white supremacists, no nuance, no debate, no arguing how they've gotten "more diverse", their whole belief system is fundamentally rooted in white supremacist ideals

I wish I learned Hebrew. I can read it (though it may take a bit) but I don't know what the words mean

it’s never to late to start! If Kafka can (kinda) do it so can you!

He has a very poor Hebrew and I barely got what he wanted to say here. He is basically trying to console his friend Pua that didn't receive a letter she dreaded receiving from her parents that were against her studies in Europe.

it’s funny because his writing is both childish and archaic at the same time

@pangur-and-grim somehow I have a feeling you'd like these.