Be trans, throw hands!

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

its crazy how using your chosen name & pronouns feels so Not Allowed when youre used to having to use your legal name for everything. like all i do is go to work and go to doctors so writing an artist bio using my correct information is like, Is This Allowed?? Is This Allowed??? it straight up feels like being an unsupervised kid eating gummy worms for breakfast & waiting for someone to come tell you to knock it off

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

“Not affected by snatch”

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

Top ten signs your puppy is toxic & manipulating

its puppies which is evil

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

and I'll say it again get the FUCK OUTTA MY LOOP!!!

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