He kept grumbling and I thought he was just being annoying but actually he was stuck.
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He kept grumbling and I thought he was just being annoying but actually he was stuck.

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i just think it’s really important that parker ended up with the two best huggers in the whole world bc she’s got a lot of hugs to make up for yknow. she was so alone and so lonely for so long. and now when she’s exhausted and maybe also a little overstimulated and she needs someone to ground her and wring all the bad feelings out of her, instead of trying to handle it by herself she can go find hardison and he’ll wrap her up in his long strong arms and squeeze her sooooooo tight against his big broad body, and he’ll tuck her face into the curve of his neck where it’s warm and nice and smells so good like sunshine and lemons and fresh air, and he’ll rock her side to side while he tells her it’s alright, baby, it’s okay, everything’s alright, you’re gonna be just fine, i promise you’re alright. or maybe he just hums something for her, something a little tuneless because he’s making it up on the spot and he’s really only a quarter focused on it because the other three-quarters of him are focused on “how can i make parker feel better Right Now, how can i hold her, am i swaying her enough,” etc etc. and parker feels so safe because she knows that hardison will always be there to keep her warm and to chase all the bad stuff away, and as long as she’s got him she’ll always have somewhere quiet to rest
or if she wakes up from a bad dream where she was all alone again, working all by herself, no one else, just her, parker just parker, she can seek out eliot and he’ll tuck her in close and rub her back and say it’s okay, sweetheart, i’m right here, and he’s so sturdy to hold it’s like hugging a tree, you know neither of you are going anywhere. and he doesn’t really say much else, he just stands and breathes with her, and that’s okay—it’s enough to know he’s there. it’s enough to feel how present and real and alive he is, how he’s warm and solid but also a little squishy in his chest and his belly. his hand is steady and sure moving over her back, and his shirt is soft as it’s clutched in her fists, and his hair tickles her cheek and his stomach rises and falls against her own, and with every breath she remembers she’s not alone anymore. eliot will always be here to catch her and he won’t ever abandon her, he’s too loyal for anything else, and that stitches up something in her heart to know that
and god, if both of them get her at the same time?? heaven. heaven and a half. heaven times seven. hardison’s a sturdy pillar at her back keeping her upright and eliot’s a comfy cushion against her front, and she’s got hardison nuzzling into the side of her throat while eliot presses their cheeks together and occasionally kisses her jaw or her temple. and they smell like citrus and trees and sunshine and comfort and safety and sometimes she can’t help but cry a little, just a little, because now she’s got not just one person but two to spend forever with, two people to love and to be safe around, she’s got her boys, and as long as she’s with them?? she’s home.
Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today
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THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!
You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.
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Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
the doctor takes a hit and pulls a little damaged gizmo out of their pocket like nooo my perception filter!! D: and after a moment it craps out altogether but nothing changes about their appearance so their companions are like wait. what was the perception filter doing? and the Doctor is like. giving me a belly button :(
After all this time, he'll still do his boy's hair
There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!
But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!
This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).
Anyway this is a post about fandom.
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

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Theyre in love ❤️ happy pride month 🌈
👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
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That player who reminds the DM to make things more difficult (Robin Wood, Different Worlds 35, Chaosium, July/August 1984)
[id: a two-panel black-and-white comic titled Famous Moments in Fantasy Role-Playing by Robin Wood
in the first panel a trio of adventurers walk down a hallway. one has a sword and shield, one has a bow, one has a large axe. the one with the axe asks “Who has the torch?”
the second panel is three sets of eyes in blackness]
time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.
by talos this cant be happening

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Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.
and of course those of us eu fans joking about wilderness years 2 KNOW that we’re not gonna get wilderness years 2 - that the circumstances of the late 80s, the bbc’s sincere belief that the franchise of doctor who was basically worthless to the general public, resulted in them allowing new and unheard-of writers - in comics, novels, audio - to create some of the best sci-fi that ever resulted from doctor who. now, since dw has proved it can make money on a tv revival, along with the 21st century late capitalist landscape and its love of dragging dead horses around and being rabidly protective of its dead horses’ IP, it’s highly unlikely we will get this era of joyous, low budget creative freedom again. of COURSE we know all or this. it’s just that wilderness years 2 jokes are really funny. ok now everyone have a singalong to doctor in distress, put on big finish’s Storm Warning, throw your hair up in a messy bun and we, the doctor who fanbase, can avenge ncuti gatwa together