Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?
Does it count as ‘sword
in the stone’ if it looks more
like 'sword in the cairn’…?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
noise dept.
RMH
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oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap

izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms
cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things

pixel skylines

JVL

#extradirty
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Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?
Does it count as ‘sword
in the stone’ if it looks more
like 'sword in the cairn’…?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Inspired by this lovely post, because I think it encapsulates Dracula and Jonathan’s whole deal over the length of the Vampire Hell Staycation.
Favourite Stargate SG-1 Episodes ↳ Urgo (Season 03, Episode 16)
Not a single moment in time where the Doctor was actually “the last of the Time Lords”, he just enjoys martyrdom.
Am I snakey today?

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I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars
I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us
you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”
Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat
The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat
Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!
Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...
The source of her power:
The most delicious little strawbebby...
Presenting the politest of little gentlemen
He kept grumbling and I thought he was just being annoying but actually he was stuck.
i just think it’s really important that parker ended up with the two best huggers in the whole world bc she’s got a lot of hugs to make up for yknow. she was so alone and so lonely for so long. and now when she’s exhausted and maybe also a little overstimulated and she needs someone to ground her and wring all the bad feelings out of her, instead of trying to handle it by herself she can go find hardison and he’ll wrap her up in his long strong arms and squeeze her sooooooo tight against his big broad body, and he’ll tuck her face into the curve of his neck where it’s warm and nice and smells so good like sunshine and lemons and fresh air, and he’ll rock her side to side while he tells her it’s alright, baby, it’s okay, everything’s alright, you’re gonna be just fine, i promise you’re alright. or maybe he just hums something for her, something a little tuneless because he’s making it up on the spot and he’s really only a quarter focused on it because the other three-quarters of him are focused on “how can i make parker feel better Right Now, how can i hold her, am i swaying her enough,” etc etc. and parker feels so safe because she knows that hardison will always be there to keep her warm and to chase all the bad stuff away, and as long as she’s got him she’ll always have somewhere quiet to rest
or if she wakes up from a bad dream where she was all alone again, working all by herself, no one else, just her, parker just parker, she can seek out eliot and he’ll tuck her in close and rub her back and say it’s okay, sweetheart, i’m right here, and he’s so sturdy to hold it’s like hugging a tree, you know neither of you are going anywhere. and he doesn’t really say much else, he just stands and breathes with her, and that’s okay—it’s enough to know he’s there. it’s enough to feel how present and real and alive he is, how he’s warm and solid but also a little squishy in his chest and his belly. his hand is steady and sure moving over her back, and his shirt is soft as it’s clutched in her fists, and his hair tickles her cheek and his stomach rises and falls against her own, and with every breath she remembers she’s not alone anymore. eliot will always be here to catch her and he won’t ever abandon her, he’s too loyal for anything else, and that stitches up something in her heart to know that
and god, if both of them get her at the same time?? heaven. heaven and a half. heaven times seven. hardison’s a sturdy pillar at her back keeping her upright and eliot’s a comfy cushion against her front, and she’s got hardison nuzzling into the side of her throat while eliot presses their cheeks together and occasionally kisses her jaw or her temple. and they smell like citrus and trees and sunshine and comfort and safety and sometimes she can’t help but cry a little, just a little, because now she’s got not just one person but two to spend forever with, two people to love and to be safe around, she’s got her boys, and as long as she’s with them?? she’s home.

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Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today
Edit:
THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!
You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.
@softdedue
Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
the doctor takes a hit and pulls a little damaged gizmo out of their pocket like nooo my perception filter!! D: and after a moment it craps out altogether but nothing changes about their appearance so their companions are like wait. what was the perception filter doing? and the Doctor is like. giving me a belly button :(

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After all this time, he'll still do his boy's hair
There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!
But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!
This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).
Anyway this is a post about fandom.