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Gary is Stepbrother to the Stagglings (Laura n Griffin)

Collie is the Uncle to the Hermarellanos (Robin n Ernesto

Billy is the Uncle to Vance (stick with me yall)

Raymond is the maternal cousin to the Blakelings (Finney and Gwen)

I’m gonna fuck up the timeline so bad that I might js have to make a new one

TLWxIT

Peter is Older brother to Mike (Shutupshutup based off online stuff)

Richard is Older brother to Richie(who is Ricardo Jr in this universe because Rich lived idgaf shoot me)

Ray is also older brother to Ben (I love them both dearly Ben please don’t be fat and in jeans)

Curly and Beverly, idk where they fit but they’re maybe twins I won’t lie I love them so much they’re like cream soda to me

Billy exists in a void with Georgie

The Olsons are siblings in-law to Richie(they punk him so bad)

I will be making a chart about this just so you know

TBPxIT

Donna and Philip and Suzie are cousins and are all evil as fuck

unrelated but Billy looks like he’d be great at jacks n tacks or whatever the fuck you call it

Js realized I left out Billy, Bruce, sequel trio, mustang, Amy, Eddie and Stan, Veronica, Will, Teddy, Marty and Lily…what do I do with you fellas….

If I forgot someone well I prolly did theyre ALL ONE BIG FAMILY EVEN MORE EOF THIS COMING AND IM SORRY ARTHUR BAKER

BTW THE TEAL CHARACTERS ARE DONNA AND PHIL/SUZIE MALKIN BUT I DUNNO A NAME FOR THEM

given the draft metaphor and the amount of military propaganda in this universe in general, I think he thought the pressure of the situation would bring out the best in him. he'd go to war and become a hero. all the little cracks would disappear because something so much bigger and more important was happening. it'd straighten him out fast and make him into the man he was supposed to be.