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But it’s not so enjoy

you will not receive a hint of pussy. for FIFTY MOONS

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why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

why do peaches have that thing in them

The seed?

the thing

The pit?

The Meat?

The family of talking bugs and small magically shrunken child?

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising