We should all go to DC and demand that Mitch McConnell be presented to us for inspection like peasants petitioning an imperial court. Make a whole song and dance out of it.

I looked this up and there’s a reddit thread where a bunch of people said that the number has recently been used as an automated LIFE ALERT bracelet thing

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law