One Cool Cat

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

can you put that thing on a leash?

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life