One Cool Cat

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

can you put that thing on a leash?

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

“we shouldn’t be holding indie creators to the same standards as bigger media“ i agree on principle but like this only seems to ever come up when the indie creator in question is being racist for some mysterious reason. So

idgaf if youre transgender stop saying the n word

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive