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Cosmic Funnies
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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EXPECTATIONS
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Stranger Things
if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
Xuebing Du
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Noah Kahan
Cosimo Galluzzi
NASA
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The Bowery Presents
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
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Being on tumblr is difficult sometimes because I can't make a post saying boiled eggs are good. I have to say where's the inventor of boiled eggs so I can suck him silly
red cross questions before you give blood are like
do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)
were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997
have you ever even SEEN a gay man
I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.
I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies
The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable
tumblr is the safest social media to open in public bc nobody recognises its interface. if u recognise it thats ur problem
How quickly we forget the old ways
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you know what today i’ve decided to arbitrarily die on the hill that the palpatine/yoda fight in revenge of the sith is awesome. Because even if it “looks bad” and “yoda should be a wise sage and not be doing flips” I think its very funny. It’s a little green frog guy and an old man trying desperately to murder each other and in-universe it would be like if joe biden and the pope had a death brawl in the middle of congress where they threw all the chairs at each other
If I had the slightest discipline in me I’d be unstoppable
(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)
(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)
(both)
“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!
Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.
Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!
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Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
- Lyudmilla Ignatenko, the wife of deceased firefighter Vasily Ignatenko, Voices from Chernobyl, by Svetlana Alexeivich (transl. Keith Gessen)
i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps
God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi
Holy shit
I keep seeing more and more evidence that confirmation bias is a thing.
all the studies I've read say publication bias is real
good to know! I've also noticed from the blogs I follow that everyone mostly agrees selection bias is an issue
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living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!
I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again
Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post
A school of fish following a duck
the blue chemical following me when i pee in the pool
