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sandandglass

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

lukcskywalkcrs

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

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kyleehenke

these are basically turning into my video diaries

elordick

𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑦 𝐺𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑧

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sistertaxon

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

#Tonawanda NY 43°00'06.4”N 78°49'21.1”W #Kansas City KS 39°07'43.3”N 94°49'28.9”W #Irvine CA 33°42'17.8”N 117°47'16.8”W #if you were curious

sa-x

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

cursedpossums

unrestrained summer fun

cursedpossums

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

springbreak1984

jimmyfury

y'all please don't light stuff you're smoking with burning american flags those things are mostly plastic and polyester that smoke is hella toxic. Please use the flag to light a picture of the president and then use that to light your smokes.

bulkhummus

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

#fun fact about me #i first learned about fan fiction #on a gay porn message board/archive #god i wish i could remember the name of it but this was 30 fucking years ago #anyway one of the sections on the site was for erotica #and within that section there was a subcategory for fan fiction #and i was like.... 13? 14? maybe?#it had simply never crossed my mind to write stories about other stuff #anyway that's how i learned that fan fiction existed was through a smut archive #which is also why the first fanfics i ever wrote and posted online were all x-men porn

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sexygaywizard

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

kaban-bang

cartoon-deactivated20220930

Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"

The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer

cartoon-deactivated20220930

Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

enki2

omghotmemes

butchdiaz

and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say.

for alli 𑣲⋆ @bucksbeagle

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