Worship the sun, worship no one

Love the idea of 'quiet, well-spoken, media trained' Shane Hollander having the most obnoxious, strange vocal stims. He 100% says random Russian words or english words with Ilyas accent just BC It feels good in his mouth and just does it without thinking. He will hear the doorbell go off and repeat it, going "ba,ba,ba" over and over until his brain quiets down. Or he hums/honks when he gets frustrated, focused or overstimulated BC it almost brings like a relief. Most people don't really know about it BC he masks and purposefully makes himself quiet or not ''annoying or disruptive'' but he's comfortable with Ilya and he is happily surprised to find that his boyfriend is never quiet and constantly making some kind of noise.

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

'Oooh if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life' false. I'm a glassblower. I love glass more than (almost) anything else. And I have worked. Every day. For the past four weeks. And I am just as burnt out and depressed and miserable as when I was killing myself working at the Home Depot. All of that labor is tainted with the knowledge that if I hadn't done it I wouldn't have been able to eat. Or live indoors. Or support my partner. Capitalism is hell, dont let anyone fucking lie to you and imply that if youre fucked up about it you're just doing it wrong.

in realism world i do think that shane and ilya both keep their last names, definitely professionally even if not also legally, and would at most hyphenate legally. BUT! i also think that by far the funniest option is that shane takes ilya's name and ilya takes shane's name and they just. you know. switch. and then shane joins the centaurs with the name rozanov on his jersey and ilya wears hollander, and they spend the next five seasons minimum making every commentator hate their fucking job

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

When Shane moves to Ottawa he starts taking Anya on his morning runs. But she's a little crusty white dog so after about a km he has to pick her up and carry her for the rest of the run. Shane wants to stop because he doesn't enjoy running while carrying Anya like a little football but she gets so excited when he puts on his running shoes that he can't stop taking her.

Happy pride month to him

I love the PTMC emergency attendings you've got passively suicidal, actively suicidal, uncontrolled seizures, and John Shen.

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

are twinks who go to bear-related events the "straight boyfriend at pride" of the bear world? i don't go to enough irl bear events to know for sure but i am curious if that discourse exists at all in real life, cause it's really funny to me.

"sorry Richard but your boyfriend Miles has to stay in the car. i don't care if there's a heatwave, his bmi is under 23 he should of known better than to come here, he'll just have to deal with it"

happy pride month

ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal

ilya comes back from therapy with galina like three months after this fight (of course it was a fight) and with the same candor as ashley padilla in the mom confession sketch goes i’m only going to say this once and i’m only going to say it if after i do you promise you will not react no talking no faces no nothing and shane’s on the couch reading like uh. what’s going on? and ilya goes what i have to tell you. Is that I think I was treated unfairly. By my mom. and of course shane makes a face and ilya is reacting like a wild fucking animal

Believe women

If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes

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If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19

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