Shout out to me having a dream that I won the chance to meet Misha Collins (I didn't at all ask for this or pay for this or enter a contest. They just. Gave it to me) and within this dream, he's showing me around his house, and my brain clearly went "okay. Now we go into the kitchen. That's where his h- wait. Is he gay? Or is he straight? I can't remember. Gay or straight? Hmm... Yeah no, definitely gay. He has a husband. Remember? He's right here in the kitchen with him. Hi Misha Collins' husband."
Also dinosaurs lived in his backyard and he hunted them recreationally by throwing wooden spears at them. And then ate the meat. And he had about a dozen random friends living in his house with him. So I guess in hindsight he was poly. But. To me the funny part is that my asleep brain had a good long think about what the sexuality of Guy Who Had To Come Out As Straight was and concluded "yup. Definitely gay married."
Also Misha Collins apparently did "meet a fan" bullshit so much that he had a separate guest room in his house that was technically a hotel room and cleaned by hotel cleaners just for that purpose. Which. At least that part was in character.
At the end of the day he gave me a form that he'd filled out that was basically an elementary school worksheet of like, "what did we do together today? What are some things I liked about you?" Because I guess he'd come to the conclusion that that was the way to make us feel appreciated and give things the personal touch? And now I'm sitting here like... Yeah. A form letter that sounded elementary school. That's how you do it.
Again, though, does feel like something the real Misha would actually do


























