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dude: we have to
GF: we could justā¦pretend and make noises by the wallā
dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice
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SPITE
dude: we have to
GF: we could justā¦pretend and make noises by the wallā
dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice
Legends only

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THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020)
ppl on the street when im androgynous
umm i donāt think itās really spoken about much but i think we should normalise bisexuals being inexperienced with a particular gender. we donāt have to ākeep it evenā to be bisexual and itās okay if you havenāt experienced anything with a particular gender :)
someone mentioned in their tags that we should also be normalising having no experience with anyone, & i think thatās an important addition to this post !! that is definitely okay and valid too :)

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It is so nice to see acknowledgement by the community
if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
gender reveal ideas are getting way out of hand these daysĀ
Testing the waters.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a āExtrusion/Revolution Generatorā ā¦.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itās called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersā souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like āSeems sfw to me!ā
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.Ā
Iād usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I canāt fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ
this needs to be on yalls dash

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same energy
concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons
wow good concept???
Life imitates art
Are we in the Austin powers Universe?
We have been since the Nixon administration.
Iām not even kidding but where Iām from rolling up your jeans is called pegging them. They sell pegged jeans
oh i know and it's the source of one of my favorite images of all time
GOOD. FOR. HER.

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*sits down*
dont you think its weird. dont you think its weird that the space race last time was two of the biggest powers in the world. and now its a handful of rich men. dont you think its weird they can afford that. dont you think its bad that rich men can afford the same things as the government.
dont you think its weird that while the world is suffering and poverty is everywhere, where there's wars and climate change and human pain and homelessness. the same month I've watched people die on the news from unbearable heat and unprecedented flooding. that a rich handful of men are going to space, causing more carbon emissions. dont you think its weird that instead of putting their vast amount of money to use for good they're using it to find a way off the planet theyre destroying.
dont you think its really fucking weird.