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About me
Matt | Blackjack | Doc
22 years old
He/Him, They/Them
Queer, aroace adjacent
Taken x1, QPP is @decayindustries ❤️
Special interests: Victorian Literature, comics, slashers, Shakespeare, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Uncharted, MCR
DNI: Pro-cop, anti-blm, anti-lgbtq+, support autism speaks, support p.dos / maps, TERF/SWERF
Askbox open
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https://www.tumblr.com/mousidy/816327588506189824/the-state-does-not-need-to-assign-you-a-sex-nor
when i tell you some of you are the worst type of ppl, i truly mean that. The point of a society or at least a huge part of why society is a thing is to group people into categories where there isn’t so much ambiguity no one knows who’s who. The importance of this is everyone knows what they are and what role they’ll function in in their society. And this isn’t me saying that im in 💯 agreement with the govt and all the fuckshit they’ve done in the way people have been grouped historically but like some of y’all just want full ambiguity, no rules, no accountability, no logic to how anything works/operate, just vibes. And guess what, that’s now how society works. It just isn’t. So yes the gov’t has every right to group people into the SEX that they’re born into. Transness isn’t an actual thing dumb dumb. There are only 2 genders: male & female. This is BIOLOGICAL FACT!!! End of story!!
very interesting
This is a world-historic self-own.
You don't understand. I need to know what genitals you have. Or society will crumble
theres a connection in here somewhere that i feel like i dont quite have the language for about how run of the mill transphobes hate us for "wanting to destroy all categories and make everything ambiguous" while your average queer tme transmisogynist hates us for "using tma/tme language to enforce a binary"
its almost like no matter what transfems do our actions are taken in the worst possible faith by everyone around us
hey i wonder if theres a term that might describe the underlying oppression that leads to that experience
they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?
Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?
Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.
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every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story
if your story doesnt demonstrate efficient conflict resolution to the audience you're the problem.
Gosh I love being the problem.
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
trying to explain my process of doing errands to my housemates and realising i'm not beating the adhd allegations.
the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments
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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
Only here the fish
can talk and keeps asking you
to make it vodka.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i'm so sorry, i walked marginally more than a mile in your shoes. my understanding of you has subsumed my own consciousness, i am you to a greater extent than you ever were, and you are merely a simulacrum to the true you, which is me.
I walked half a mile in your shoes, and then stopped and walked the other half-mile back in the opposite direction to finish where I started, and thus I am empathetically unchanged by the experience and have learned nothing about you.
I told someone to walk a mile in my shoes, that was a few hours ago.
Starting to think I'm not getting my shoes back...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER
no fucking way
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
