Astronomy says: the sun will rise tomorrow.

starting to realize a lot of people are really weird about body hair on women and never unlearned that particular patriarchal disgust response. and instead of challenging it they then try to justify it as if it's something else

whitebaby you can literally just say ass. whitebaby just say "this" instead of butchering aave. whitebaby. whitebaby stop

hey why the fuck is there police brutality in garten of banban

No one understands Garten of Banban like I do I’m almost 100% convinced the whole game and the people making it are engaged in an elaborate and hilarious trolling campaign and accidentally got popular with earnest children. They had a fucking Skyrim cutaway gag I am so fucking convinced the tedious and glitchy gameplay and millions of polygon’d buttons and the developer crash outs are all part of the joke and it’s going above the playerbase’s heads. Even in the first part of the series, the shit ass voice acting and :P ass character designs. I know in my heart it’s a troll. Poppy Playtime if it was transparent.

At this point we have raised $161.13USD of $2500USD for her

We have raised $710.20USD so far!

$740.79USD so far!

We're closing in on being able to pay the utility bills! Those are $977!

$1556USD!! Less than a thousand to go!

If I had immortality I would piss off big dogs and make them attack and kill me so they have to be put down by law and then I'd get up and be fine and do it again. But what if I encountered an immortal dog and we became locked in endless war...? Need to think this through

You could also work for shitty big companies and subtly injure yourself and sue them for millions of dollars and keep doing it over and over again. You'll probably have to wear a fake mustache and glasses so they don't recognize it's you after the sixth time

im going to get peoples pets killed instead ok?

i have gotten some very odd anons about this post that i’m choosing to ignore. but i am going to double down on this. no i don’t care if girls watch gay porn or imagine themselves as a gay person or wonder what it would be like to have gay sex. so many people imprison themselves by thinking they could never be gay and/or trans. well i’m telling them they better watch out. being gay and/or trans is real. and it could happen to YOU. as a matter of fact i sincerely hope it does

people love saying "well where i live there aren't any coyotes so its safe to keep my cat outdoors" as if your lovely schmumpinks won't get turned into a smooth sheet of paper by the local pack of toyotas

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

Its actually insane how often people replace their cars. You should be able to get one vehicle and use it for at LEAST ten years, if not 30 or more. Im serious. AND it should be socially normal.