And now, for something completely different

I bought a book today and I just opened it to see a page that says “we design our books to be instagrammable” which I can’t say is a sentence that I’ve seen before.

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth

Whoever invented the phrase "like taking candy from a baby" has clearly never tried taking anything from a baby

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

"Why did Stratt pick a school teacher" — because my guy can frankenstein Venus out of plywood, some duct tape and a dream. "I'm not qualified" — buddy, you have scientific background and the resourcefulness of someone who is used to having zero budget. I love this specific part of the plot that is "let's take the guy who can problem-solve things with zero money and give him unlimited budget and see what happens".

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

happy pride month to this post specifically

the lion concerns himself with everything

The lion is NOT sleeping tonight