every day is all there is

the pwhl expansion draft today as a goldeneyes fan feels like the reaping, except every other house in your neighbourhood has been decimated and somehow you are still standing. except it’s not over yet and what if You’re next

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

crave blood again

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss