every day is all there is

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

right now my gcal says i have 18 hours of meetings this week somebody sedate me

my load-bearing plans for tonight have just been cancelled i’m gonna end up on the news

one meeting got cancelled 2 minutes beforehand and now i’m stuck in another meeting with 5 american men i think i’m back to wanting a cigarette

once again worked from 7-1 straight without a break but this time there were minimal meetings but i caved and took adderall so i just completely lost track of time and i also now feel like i can do anything i set my mind to and i can see colours

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!

*finishes coffee* I really want more coffee

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

princess and the pea level sensitive

june is going to kiss you. Mwah