something decidedly unchic is afoot

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

this post is about john lennon and paul mccartney. pls dont reblog with anything else except for the person who said "transfem mulholland drive"

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

anyway the thing about fanfic is that it's not essentially bad or good; it's essentially amateur. some people are absolutely out there writing award-worthy prose (some fic writers ARE award-winning writers IRL!), but that's not the point. the point is that we're all telling campfire stories. it's a community, and it's a way to spend some more time in the worlds and stories that we love.

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s