#myblog

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

two men will watch a movie together and instead of having sex afterwards they record a podcast about it

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

put out some water to boil then accidentally fell asleep and when i woke up there was a terrible smell and no water in the pot. so in a sense i succeeded at boiling water. perhaps more than i ever have

you have to assume that everything i say on here is a joke unless it isnt and if youre not sure you can always ask. and i'll probably lie