squirrel is the human word for nutcreature

pinned post bc i cannot edit my tumblr bio on mobile. i am 28 :)

i am 29 :)

i am 30 :)

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

oh fuck yum

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one

hmm. serve.

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons

One day Palestine will be free and evidence from archives like this will be important in helping bring these Zionazis to justice.