squirrel is the human word for nutcreature

pinned post bc i cannot edit my tumblr bio on mobile. i am 28 :)

i am 29 :)

i am 30 :)

Nice huge naked tits sorry but i dont give a fck about them thiugh

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me

Parent I’m babysitting for says “[2yo] usually reads a bedtime story but sometimes she wi say ‘I want pictures of [2yo]’ and we pull up photos of her on the iPad to look at.”

Modern day Narcissus at the pool

I just heard the dad say “once you finish your noodles we can look at FIVE pictures of [2yo].” I am in hysterics I’ve never seen a child rewarded with pictures of themself. I love it, I hope she loves herself forever.

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.