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Did my cursed doll kill my coworkers?
Yes
No
Context, in case you missed the drama: I commissioned a doll, seamstresses kept dying before they could complete the order (literally dying. Not ghosting me. Dead. Happened twice before, see below).
Finally I get the doll, and the person who completed the doll admitted that they made dolls with their partner, their partner died in a “freak accident” (another thing that I am not paraphrasing for comedic effect, that is copied and pasted from their email) and so they probably wouldn’t be making another doll for a bit
I get the doll and now there have been two fatalities at my work.
I work at a title company and fatalities in office are highly, highly unusual. Or they should be.
So. Some of my followers think it was my cursed doll.
I think my doll is cute, frankly
It’s a lex Luthor doll who I do admit looks a lot like the boss baby which I think adds something
Does this man look dangerous to you?
Yes!!!!
No.
The doll inexplicably has an anatomically correct ass
I don’t know why I’m sharing it, idk, it seems relevant. I never once said to any of the seamstresses may the rest in peace “by the way make sure you give him a sculpted ass like the statue of David” but he has one
Well don't show it to us, for fuck's sake! What if the curse activates when you see the doll?
Well I look at it all the time and I’m fine
And while I am crazy enough to commission a doll, I am not crazy enough to bring it with me to work. What am I, some sort of weirdo?
Point is my coworkers died without ever seeing the doll
Hope that helps :)
Ok, but did you perhaps show a picture of the doll to some of your coworkers?
Obviously you're fine, you're in the eye of the hurricane!
sarcophagus of the cat of the Crown Prince Thutmose, the eldest son of Amenhotep III and Queen Tiye. (Photo: Larazoni via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0)
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what does everyone want to accomplish this fall? i think i'd like to learn french and sew myself a set of pajamas and try drawing with oil pastels
finish my new problematic writing project and read one of the Big Classics i still have on my list (either middlemarch or count of monte cristo)
Voting for Count of Monte Cristo because I want your Opinion on my girl Haydee 💓

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I'm so endeared by the French term for a stray cat being "chat errant." This implies the existence of a stray knight. Or that a chat errant is searching for noble purpose.
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why do you take issue with radical feminism? keeping in mind that it’s distinct from terfism i mean
Patriarchal Misogyny: Men and Women are fundamentally different for reasons beyond one's control, and given this, each end of this strict binary are and should remain beholden to different and distinct presentations and expectations. The two are and should remain physically and socially distinct and defined despite natural expressions which indicate this is an artificial standard imposed by society. Obviously men are just naturally suited to being good leaders and women are naturally suited to be subservient caregivers. At the end of the day, it is every man's responsibility to be a good and fair caretaker to women. This is a traditional position passed down by my noble ancestors and is as such an honorable and chivalrous stance.
Progressive Feminism: Men and Women are two ends of a human spectrum but are not fundamentally different as people. We share the same potential, the same depth, the same capacity for good and evil and kindness and caring and cruelty, with broad enough overlap in physical structure and ability that dividing the two into a strict and disparate binary in all physical arenas makes very little sense. Obviously men and women are raised with seperate roles in our patriarchal society, and men at large are statistically more likely to be aggressive and women are statistically more likely to be the victim of violent and sexual crimes, but this does not reflect a strict rule that can be applied to each individual one encounters nor an immutable fact of character. At the end of the day, each individual has the capacity and responsibility to be a good and fair person. This is a movement which was developed by an oppressed class to obtain normal and unexceptional human rights already afforded to half of our existing society and is therefore a reasonable stance.
Radical Feminism: Men and Women are fundamentally different for reasons beyond one's control, and given this, each end of this strict binary are programmed to think and perform to different and distinct presentations and expectations. The two are physically and socially distinct and defined despite natural expressions which indicate this is an artificial standard imposed by society. Obviously men are wholesale trained and socialized from birth to oppress and prey on women, so it is safe to assume that and transgression is either malicious or an inescapable truth of man's nature. At the end of the day, men as a whole area statistically more likely than women to be physically or sexually violent, and so each individual man is individually more violent or sexually aggressive than any given woman. The definition for "man" and "woman" in this case includes Trans Men and is therefore a ~progressive~ stance.
Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminism: Men and Women are fundamentally different for reasons beyond one's control, and given this, each end of this strict binary are programmed to think and perform to different and distinct presentations and expectations. The two are physically and socially distinct and defined despite natural expressions which indicate this is an artificial standard imposed by society. Obviously men are wholesale trained and socialized from birth to oppress and prey on women, so it is safe to assume that any transgression is either malicious or an inescapable truth of man's nature. At the end of the day, men as a whole area statistically more likely than women to be physically or sexually violent, and so each individual man is individually more violent or sexually aggressive than any given woman. The definition of "men" and "women" in this case is determined based on whether or not the individual in question ticks a certain number of boxes on the wild and varied list of primary and secondary physical expressions of human sexual dimorphism, and if you tick too many "man" boxes we add a +12 modifier to your "likelyhood of being a sexual predator in disguise" stat. I am a hero of womynkind
sometimes when i read something extremely good i can hardly stand to read more than two or three sentences at a time because i get so excited every other line that it's almost physically exhausting to get through
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Did my cursed doll kill my coworkers?
Yes
No
Context, in case you missed the drama: I commissioned a doll, seamstresses kept dying before they could complete the order (literally dying. Not ghosting me. Dead. Happened twice before, see below).
Finally I get the doll, and the person who completed the doll admitted that they made dolls with their partner, their partner died in a “freak accident” (another thing that I am not paraphrasing for comedic effect, that is copied and pasted from their email) and so they probably wouldn’t be making another doll for a bit
I get the doll and now there have been two fatalities at my work.
I work at a title company and fatalities in office are highly, highly unusual. Or they should be.
So. Some of my followers think it was my cursed doll.
I think my doll is cute, frankly
It’s a lex Luthor doll who I do admit looks a lot like the boss baby which I think adds something
Does this man look dangerous to you?
Yes!!!!
No.
The doll inexplicably has an anatomically correct ass
I don’t know why I’m sharing it, idk, it seems relevant. I never once said to any of the seamstresses may the rest in peace “by the way make sure you give him a sculpted ass like the statue of David” but he has one
Well don't show it to us, for fuck's sake! What if the curse activates when you see the doll?
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Imagine being trapped in a disaster zone, delirious and starving and injured and seeing a 6ft tall evil goat monster with a chainsaw walking jerkily towards your position where you cannot run or hide
i wonder how many people replied with some variation of "i'd cum"
Remember when a UK bookstore offered visitors the opportunity to vandalize Harry Potter pages for 25 pence? They raised over £4,000 for transgender healthcare! And now they need your support. Emily, co-owner of The Bookish Type, is fundraising for her own gender-affirming surgery that's covered in every Western European country aside from the UK and Ireland. Let's help her like she helped dozens of other trans people access care in an increasingly hostile nation. Support her on GoFundMe here.

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oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition
^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
https://x.com/i/status/2087279289376940189
^ video of the girl, with lots of feminist Black women in the comments discussing whether it's uncomfortable for a girl this young to wear beads this heavy or a normal part of Black woman culture (also check out the link to the OG tiktok, that has people pointing out the beads may be lightweight silicone)
oh to be a collared dove