have you heard the good worm

don’t take me at my worm

he’s a man of few worms

famous last worms

I won’t mince my worms

stop putting worms in my mouth

them’s fighting worms!

worms to live by

a man is only as good as his word

reblogging to heckle you for typing word instead of worm

horror story in which the narrator has a breakdown over the unspeakable otherworldly evil they witnessed but the reader slowly realizes they just saw a porcupine or something and didn’t know what it was

This is what “beauty drawn from and in the midst of cyberpunk dystopia” looks like, Black Mirror WISHES-

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

I just love it when people come up with random weird animal or dragon things and iguanamouth illustrates them just because.

:)

"my wizard castle can move" "my wizard castle can fly" well MY wizard castle has heelies :)

I wonder how many people actually fall all the way down the rabbit hole from “I’m gonna take up crochet or knitting” to “a drop-spindle is inexpensive; what if I tried spinning some yarn” to “oh look you can get a rigid heddle loom for less than a new gaming console let’s learn to weave” to “fuck it let’s move to the mountains and raise alpacas”

I was just going to listen to some viking metal and how to learn to needlebind, and then I ended up making iron age clothing for a living.

Just last week I was thinking “Well sheep fleece is cheep and if I learned how to turn it in to yarn myself I could knit with 100% wool instead of plastic. Do I need to remove lanolin before or after the spinning process?”

I went the opposite fbdbbdbdbb I don’t knit or crochet but I’m looking at srop spindles as we speak.

Anyone want to be my “moving to the mountains to raise fiber animals” buddy?

this is my friend Jay’s song and he has had a really rough time of it lately and whatnot so if you feel like checking out his latest stuff on Bandcamp or whatever, he started releasing stuff as Satellite High again 

I feel like more people should know that the iconic “The Bus Is Late” is from an album of songs entirely about the bus, and he has multiple albums about sharks. Just seems, you know. Relevant to many people’s interests.