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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

lokisuggestion is kind of the last great funnyman. funnythey? funnyfag

funny loki :)

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

It also genuinely really bothers me how so many people's "pro fat" posts are along the lines of "Yeah, fat is fine/good, eat whatever you want as much as you want!" Like yes that's a good sentiment and yes fear of fatness is what causes so many people to eat less than they otherwise would. I Understand This. But it's important to me that people understand. Someone being fat does not actually mean they eat more than a thin person does. Just because you're ostensibly defending or praising the fat body does not mean you aren't partaking in dangerous stereotyping

mike, it's actually more interesting for audiences that margaret is an abusive religious fundie (and also a victim of marital rape) who tries to literally beat the idea of sin into her daughter, it is actually TIMELY to adapt that correctly at this particular american moment. WHY is he so scared of every piece of source material that has ever been handed to him? i MUST know

what if carrie was about a young witch searching for a missing cat in the alps

I don't know horror really, but it sounds like he's going for like the ultimate helicopter "won't someone think of the children" parent and like the problems maybe having to deal with things not being safe?

the thing is, margaret white is not a "won't someone think of the children" fundie, you wouldn't catch her at a moms for liberty meeting. she likely never wanted to be a mother. she is a "sex is fundamentally evil" fundie who beats her child with little to no remorse. she sees carrie as being demonic. like, if "helicopter parent" is flanagan's interpretation, it sucks. Badly. she doesn't want to create a "private utopia" for carrie, she's punishing her for the crime of being conceived which is why carrie Has to kill her in the end (after she fatally stabs her first). i think the tragedy at the heart of the gothic domestic horror of carrie is that carrie has only had her mother and her mother has never wanted her

searching for our missing friend at this haunted carnival is getting boring as fuuck. does anybody narratively disposable want to come have morally condemnable sex in the clown room with me

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn