Stripey

all of my friends should live right next to me and never leave ever

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

where's that picture that ruined my life

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

aftercare but for your job

Outlook they should outlaw you in every country What do you mean I can't have two different profiles active in my mobile app at the same time when literally every company and their mother wants to give me an outlook email and wants me to constantly check emails. Explode

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.