A Roadkill Possum

weaponized competence

learned helpfulness

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

The bus fucking bit me

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture