A Roadkill Possum

weaponized competence

learned helpfulness

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

check in with me again in June and see if I've coped

Hey March me! actually we've coped really well. I'm so busy I've barely been on Tumblr and totally missed this getting off the queue like 3 days ago but it's good busy. I'm learning and not 120% confident in everything I'm doing but also, I don't feel lost or drowning. I just feel like I'm learning and managing and improving.

check in with me again in June and see if I've coped

one BILLION organisms ❤️

where

the girl whos reading this ❤️

sources are saying "hello" and "hi"

Skype screenshots were consistently so much funnier than Discord screenshots we need to figure out why that is

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

of course i know the difference between yaoi and yuri. yuri is when two female praying mantis fall in love but can never embrace because if they did instinct and tradition would dictate that they bite each other's heads off in an act of mutually assured destruction. yaoi is when two male deer lock antlers while fighting and get tangled together, dooming at least one of them to die and the other to the choice to either die with them or pull away and carry the weight of the responsibility for their death as a part of them for the rest of their life.