ayo i'm shape! i'm an adult, i draw and write sometimes
Here is a reblog chain of almost every drawing tip I can remember. there are. a lot. I read every drawing tutorial i can find
This is some of the best writing advice I've ever received. Hereâs some more detailed SUPER good writing advice
Iâm shit at tagging and I curse a lot! I try to tag for gore, scopophobia, and flashing, but i cannot guarantee anything
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when i get an ask i follow the tagging theme with : #shape answers
most of the time im just buzzing through and collecting Neat Shit to keep on my blog, but sometimes I make my own posts. If I need to add a tw, lemme know and I'll add that on
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i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america
for the love of GOD can we PLEASE stop treating us-centric advice as applicable to the whole entire world. Please. beyond anything else, i do not think you guys understand how difficult it makes it for young people to interact with and learn information relevant to them.
at a certain point, treating us-american advice as universally applicable borders on misinformation. i am not saying that it is done maliciously, but it is dangerous at worst. i do not want younger people going around assuming that certain laws do/do not apply to them and getting in trouble because of it. i worry about what 'fundamental/constitutional/labour rights' are only legally defensible in the USA. i worry about kids who do not know yet to wonder where the advice is for, and take it as fact because a post that reads "EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS" begins with "EVERYONE".
okay yes all the tags are very very good points but i would like to point out the main reason i made this post, which is that
if you are non-american then it can be dangerous to hold beliefs about your rights that are only applicable in the US.
i am australian and i have seen young australians have completely us-american perceptions on the rights they hold (or do not hold) in regards to protest, police officers, self-defense, medical care, higher education, debt, and legal proceedings. i am not talking about "boooo americans" i am talking about the genuine danger it might present to have us-centric assumptions in high-stakes situations
(please do not chalk this up to 'if you don't do research then you are stupid'. i made this post with young people in mind. that being said i am willing to bet it also applies to others, ie those who are newer to non-local internet, older folks, or those escaping high-control environments.)
Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.
My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.
The Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge in Texas could lose 715 acres to SpaceX under a federal land exchange proposal.
Congress created this wildlife refuge in 1979 to protect its diverse wildlife, including rare species like ocelots, aplomado falcons, and migratory birds such as piping plovers, red knots, green jays and Altamira orioles.
The refuge protects some of the best habitat in the United States for the endangered ocelot and is one of the last remaining expanses of public lands in south Texas.
SpaceXâs rocket launch activities have already been impacting nearby habitat and destroying shorebird nests, and wildlife canât afford this lopsided deal.
The Center for Biological Diversity is suing the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service to stop this harmful land giveaway, and we need your support.
Join the fight to protect wildlife and wild places with a gift to the Center for Biological Diversity.
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The Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge in Texas could lose 715 acres to SpaceX under a federal land exchange proposal.
Congress created this wildlife refuge in 1979 to protect its diverse wildlife, including rare species like ocelots, aplomado falcons, and migratory birds such as piping plovers, red knots, green jays and Altamira orioles.
The refuge protects some of the best habitat in the United States for the endangered ocelot and is one of the last remaining expanses of public lands in south Texas.
SpaceXâs rocket launch activities have already been impacting nearby habitat and destroying shorebird nests, and wildlife canât afford this lopsided deal.
The Center for Biological Diversity is suing the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service to stop this harmful land giveaway, and we need your support.
Join the fight to protect wildlife and wild places with a gift to the Center for Biological Diversity.
I think the thing that annoys me most about AI on a personal, day to day, level is what it has done to grammar checkers. If you've never done a lot of editing, or used to 5+ years ago but haven't really in the last couple years, I can't even begin to describe how fucking BAD this shit has gotten. And as an author it is EXHAUSTING.
I just want to catch spelling errors and accidental double spaces and repeated phrases and whenever I use the wrong too/to or affect/effect and shit. But no. They've shoved AI up the ass of every grammar checking software out there and now they all fucking suck and make the most random, obnoxious, nonsensical suggestions.
And yeah, I can ignore all the times it's trying to get me to cut out any semblance of my own voice, or shove things into the wrong tense, or make the most random suggestions on comma usage. But if it's getting all that WRONG, what is it just straight up missing that I SHOULD be correcting? What real spelling and grammar errors are still lurking in there?
I get why people keep saying this (and other versions of it like "Use Adobe alternatives" and "Use Google product alternatives."). But here's the problem: I do not create in isolation. Even my own 100% personal projects are getting sent to other people whether it's editors or printers or beta readers and unless every single person in that train is using the same products, things can get wonky.
Libre Office and Word handle formatting differently on the back end, which can completely break documents if you move them back and forth between the two. So if I write in Libre Office but my beta readers are still using Word, when I send them a manuscript for review there's a good chance things won't look right and my beta reader will not actually be reviewing what I sent them.
Industry standards are industry standards FOR A REASON. Having everyone on the same workflow can be crucial to getting things done effectively and correctly without creating a lot of extra work. And those things are not going to change overnight, as much as we might want them to.
Yeah, Word, let me just leave this whole chunk of dialogue without the closing quotation marks. That's the thing to do. How dare I have two punctuation marks in a row. It's not like that's how closing quotation marks fucking work.
And you know, for young writers, this has got to be so detrimental just from the perspective of opening your document and seeing a million corrections that, frankly, don't need to be there. If you're a young writer you're likely not going to have the background knowledge to know what is and isn't a good suggestion, you're just going to see a document that makes it look like you made every mistake possible so clearly you must be a terrible, stupid writer and should just give up.
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I thought I grew up in a good neighborhood, surrounded by good people. Everyone said good morning to each other in the morning, my mom was friends with our neighbors, and we all went to church together. In my young mind, that made us very good people.
Then Daffodil came to town and turned my world upside down.
I first met Daffodil when he knocked on our door. Mom was absorbed in a book she was reading so I went to go answer the door. I thought I was mature enough to do so at six years old, and plus, I had Bear- a dog mixed with a million different breeds but was big and looked pretty intimidating. Dad got him for us before he shipped out overseas, for his own peace of mind. Someone to keep us safe while he was off keeping the country safe.
I didnât expect to see a skinny rail of a guy standing on the porch, bouncing on his heels as he waited for someone to answer the door. His cheeks were bright red, he had a short beard and curly blond hair, a guitar that had seen better days was slung over his back, but what really got my attention was that he wasnât wearing any shoes.
âHello!â He knelt down to my level, grinning broadly. âIs there any chores or work I could do for your family to earn my bread?â Â
I glanced at Bear to see his reaction to this bizarre fellow. Normally my dog would at least be a little apprehensive around a stranger, but much to my surprise Bear was happily panting away. The man looked at Bear and actually squealed. âOh, a good boy!â He gave Bearâs ears a scratch and Bear licked his hand.
I craned my neck in and yelled for my mom, âMom, thereâs a man here who wants to do work for bread. Can I have him help clean my room?â Â
âSure, sweetie!â Â
Of course, my mom was distracted. She loved her books. But since she said it was okay, I let the man in. He bowed his head politely. âThank you, thank you so much. Sun was about to burn me alive. My friends call me Daffodil, whatâs yours?â
âIâm Will. Come on, letâs go clean my room.â Mom said I had to, after all, before I went to go play, and if all Daffodil wanted was bread then what was the harm?
Daffodil was a very efficient cleaner, and I learned quickly he was a complete weirdo but he was nice. He asked the names of all my stuffed animals, asked about my favorite games to play, my favorite color. When he wasnât asking about me, he was humming tunes to songs I didnât know. Â
We just got done when Mom popped in to ask who I was talking to and screamed when she saw a strange man in her sonâs bedroom. âWho- Will, who is that?!â She grabbed me by the back of the shirt and yanked me away. Â
âMom, itâs the man I told you wants to work for bread! You said it was okay!â I complained.
Daffodil politely bowed his head. âNot to be argumentative, maâam, but heâs right,â He said.
My mom was pretty embarrassed, but in the end Daffodil did end up staying for dinner. She came to the same conclusions I did- weird, but absolutely harmless. He was a traveler, just planning on cooling his heels in town for a while.
How long was a while?
âMaybe a week, maybe a century. Iâll make up my mind later.â Â
As he left, he gave me a dried out flower. âThank you for dinner,â He said before tipping his head once more and skipping down the street. Â
I still have that flower on my desk. Â
Daffodil did end up staying a while, several years in fact. Heâd typically go door to door, asking for work in exchange for something to eat or a place to sleep. If he wasnât doing that, youâd find him in the park playing guitar for tips or selling pressed wildflowers. His songs told stories of home, of gardens that went for miles and a wife named Rose and another named Dahlia and their dozen children inbetween them. I rather liked his songs, even though apparently he had some raunchier ones that my mom told me about when I was older. He never sung them around the kids though.
My mom gave him a pair of my dadâs old boots during winter, and I swear he did a little dance and promised to dedicate a song to her. When my dad got home, he was also a little hesitant about Daffodil (Iâm pretty sure I heard him ask mom if Daffodil was a queer), but I thought it was impossible not to warm up to such a charming fellow. Â
I learned better when I got older.
See, Daffodil never minced his words. Never pulled any punches. He got into several heated arguments with one of the neighbors, Mr. Robert Miller, about why he wouldnât go to church. Miller was a quite devout Christian, always trying to convince the âlost sheepâ of God to join the flock. Most people knew better than to try to argue with him about it. Â
Daffodil was not most people.
I was about nine when I overheard one argument between the two.
âMr. Miller, I am well aware youâll put a roof over my head and food in my mouth if I go to church, but again I donât think itâs very Christ like to blackmail me like that.â
âItâs not blackmail. Iâm just trying to help you-â
âNo, no, youâre helping yourself feel good.â
âHow dare you!â
I enjoying a good amount of eavesdropping as a kid, so I kept myself hidden behind the fence dividing our two yards as I continued to listen in on this bickering.
âIâve been around the block a few times, Mr. Miller, I know how it works. The moment weâre done here, youâre going to run to all your other little church friends and talk about the heathen that wonât hear God, you will pray together and pat yourselves on the back for doing a job well done.â Â
âWhat is wrong with you?!â
âNothing. Or a lot of things, depends who you ask. I found my version of god in song and in nature. Iâm at peace with that.â
âYouâre one of those, arenât you? Is that why you wonât go to church?â
There was a pause before I heard Daffodil sigh.
âI am not inclined to share my sexual past with anyone, Mr. Miller. Good day.â
âYou are then! Youâll burn in hell, faggot!â
Iâd never heard that word before. But the way he spat it out so venomously almost frightened me. I almost asked my mom what it meant, but I lost my nerve, given it sounded like a bad word and I didnât want to get in trouble.
Didnât lose my nerve to ask Daffodil though, next day while he raked leaves for old Ms. Reed.
âWhatâs a faggot, Daffodil?â
He didnât even miss a beat as he twirled the rake in the air. âA bundle of sticks,â He responded. Â
âThatâs all? Like a bitch is a female dog?â I couldnât say these words around my mom. But I could ask Daffodil anything and heâd tell me the truth.
âSorta.â
I remember him laughing and performing another twirl of the rake. âWill boy, just know that Mr. Miller meant it in a way to cut me down. Itâs a nasty word, so donât use it. You can use some of the other bad words when you get old enough, but thatâs just one of the words you canât.â
âWhy?â I asked.
Daffodil never got mad when I asked why, but this time he looked a little sad as he reached over and ruffled my hair. Â
âYouâll understand one day.â
And I did understand one day. I suppose Daffodil wasnât exactly hypermasculine, he put flowers in his hair, danced down the street to no music, cried when he was emotional and was not afraid to get excited over things like baby bunnies or dogs. To be totally transparent though, I donât think Daffodil was gay. He was too much of a flirt with any women close to his age. Â
Didnât matter though. He was a piece of pyrite surrounded by the asphalt on the cul de sac and people didnât like that too much. Â
It really came to a head when I was twelve. Daffodil was one of my friends, my parents loved having him for dinner and it wasnât often that he wasnât crashing on our couch, snoring like a freight train and his oversized legs hanging over the couch arm. I felt like he was a cool uncle, the guy I could turn to whenever I had a problem or question.
I was doing dishes while my mom was enjoying a glass of wine with Mrs. Miller in the living room. I still hadnât learned not to eavesdrop, so I took a break from the suds to listen in.
â-And I just donât know if itâs a good idea to have him hanging around Will all the time.â
I heard my mom laugh. âAnna, Daffodilâs harmless. Weird, definitely, but harmless.â
âWell, you know heâs⌠you know⌠like that. What if Will turns out like that too?â Â
âAnna, you canât seriously believe Daffodil is homosexual. Really, I think youâre making a mountain out of a molehill.â
âI just care about you and your son! And god knows what he might have if he is a homo, what if he gives Will AIDS?â
âAnna!â My mom sounded horrified, and I felt the same. I did not like the implication that Mrs. Miller was throwing out there. Â
âIâm being serious!â
âAnd Iâm being serious when I say, again, Daffodil isnât gay and he doesnât have AIDS. Besides, I think the neighborhoodâs done well with him around. You know we havenât had anything really bad happen since he started staying around here? No oneâs lost their job, everyone has a good looking yard, no oneâs gotten badly sick or diedâŚâ
âWhat, are you saying heâs had something to do with that?â
âWell, maybe heâs a good luck charm. Letâs change the subject. Howâs Levi, has his grades improved?â
I went back to the kitchen after the subject changed. I genuinely hoped it was just the Millers with such nasty thoughts, that their venom was contained in the family.
I was wrong. Mr. Miller was a deacon at the church at this time and had the respect of a lot of parishioners. His nasty thoughts had taken root in many peopleâs minds.
I donât know why I was out late that night. It was hot, maybe I couldnât sleep, but I wasnât really the kind of kid to wander the streets after dark. This is the only night I remember doing it. I heard a commotion and followed the sound, curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back, Daffodil taught me.
I found a mob of twelve men and all of them had surrounded Daffodil. For the first time in my life I saw Daffodil look afraid. Â
âYou donât have to do this,â He said, hands raised in the air. He wasnât armed. He was defenseless.
I saw Mr. Miller lift up a baseball bat. âWe told you to leave, Daffodil. You wouldnât listen. You forced us to do this,â I swear I heard pure evil in his voice that night.
Daffodil looked down and then he looked straight at me. I heard him mutter âstay putâ before he looked back at Mr. Miller. âThen I suppose Iâll cease to speak. My words have fallen on deaf ears for long enough. Do what you came to do.â
They descended on him like a pack of wild dogs, and he never fought back, not once. Â
I watched them beat him into the ground with bats or golf clubs or whatever the hell they brought. They beat him while he howled in pain, they beat him until he only whimpered, and they beat him until he was still and quiet. When they left, all clearly proud of what theyâd done, thatâs when I crawled out of my hiding spot and hurried to Daffodilâs side.
He didnât even look like a human anymore, he looked like fresh roadkill. That friendly face that I never saw without a smile before tonight was swollen and broken, the flowers in his hair were squashed on the ground⌠Â
âDaffodil?â
Somehow, Daffodil turned his head towards the sound of my voice. â⌠Will. Good⌠good boy, for not leaving your hiding spotâŚâ
âWhy wouldnât you let me help you?â My eyes overflowed with tears, they landed on my friendâs face.
âBecause⌠I couldnât stand the thought of you getting hurt for me, my little friend.â
A shaky hand, one with fingers bent in horrifying angles, reached up and touched my face, smearing blood across my cheek.
âThank you for listening to me. Thank you⌠for being my friend.â
I waited until he seemed to stop breathing before I dragged him off the road and into the nearby woods. He was far too heavy for me to consider doing this in a sane state of mind, but I was on autopilot at this point. All I could think of was how they might further desecrate Daffodilâs body in the morning. How theyâll say he deserved it, and then put him in a grave that didnât have a proper headstone and not even a name. Â
I folded his arms over his chest, like he was just sleeping. I covered him in leaves and flowers. I took one and put it in his hair, tucked behind his ear.
This was the grave he deserved. The best a twelve year old boy could do. Â
I didnât eat for two days after Daffodilâs death. I didnât leave my room. My mom was confused as to what was wrong until she realized Daffodil hadnât shown up. Miller claimed he just left town but mom knew he wouldnât have left without saying goodbye.
She managed to pry the real story from me and then she called the police. Â
Hereâs the kicker though- the body was gone. They found the grave I made for him, the piles of leaves and flowers, but there was no Daffodil. My mom told me that maybe Daffodil was okay, that he got up and just chose to quietly leave, but I knew I saw him stop breathing. Â
You know how my mom said Daffodil was a good luck charm, right? I think she was right. Well, half right. Daffodil was good luck to the people that did him good, and their neighbors prospered because of that. But Daffodil wasnât going to give that kindness any longer to the people that beat him and left him for dead.
The week after Daffodilâs death, I saw him. Â
I couldnât sleep. I hadnât been able to sleep well since the incident. I was staring out the window when I saw a familiar head of golden hair walk into the space between ours and the Millers. I couldnât believe it. I rubbed my eyes a dozen times before I got up and pulled the window up, ready to call out to my friend to see if it was really him or if it was just a dream.
The word froze in my mouth when I realized I wasnât sure if this was really Daffodil. Sure, he had the golden hair and the beard, but he was⌠different. Taller, which was quite a feat given he was already a giant. There was this unnatural glow about him, and he wore strange clothes. If this had been a few years later, Iâd say he looked dressed to be in a ren fair. Â
One look confirmed though that he wasnât wearing shoes. It was still Daffodil.
He turned to look at me and now he smiled, but there was an unfamiliar mischievousness to it. He put a finger to his lips to shush me before he opened the window and reached inside. Out he pulled the Millerâs infant daughter, Rebecca. He cradled her for a brief moment before he turned his head behind him and whistled.
Two women walked out from the bushes. I didnât recognize them. Both were also quite tall, one with hair almost silver in the moonlight wearing a white gown and the other with midnight black hair cut short to her jaw and a sword hanging from her waist. Daffodil handed Rebecca to the swordswoman who bounced her up and down a few times before walking away. I saw the silver haired woman slip in through the window and a few minutes later left the front door with the Millerâs two sons, four year old Micah and seven year old Asher. Both were still in their pajamas but clung to the womanâs hands and looked at peace with her. She walked down the street and vanished in the dark.
Now it was just Daffodil again. He looked at me, still smirking, before he rubbed his hands together before lifting them up to his mouth and blowing on them. I saw sparks fly out from his palms and dance in the air before going black.
The next thing I remember is waking up the next morning to police all over the street. The three youngest Miller children were gone. And the eldest, seventeen year old Levi, was dead. Autopsy would later reveal he had gone undiagnosed with brain cancer, even though heâd just had a physical a few months prior and he was healthy as a horse. Â
Sure, I was asked if Iâd seen anything, since my window was closest to the Millerâs, but I just remembered Daffodil putting his finger to his lips and told them nothing. Â
Only one child of the Millers would be found, baby Rebecca, returned to her crib. But a week in and Mrs. Miller looked ready to have a meltdown. A teatime with mom and she confided all about how Rebecca never slept, only cried, and how she swore she heard her daughter giggling whenever she wasnât in the room. Â
That child was certainly not Rebecca, but once again I kept my mouth shut. Â
Things went downhill for the Millers the fastest, but they werenât alone. Several other households faced their own bizarre and sudden catastrophes. The Petersons were in a terrible car accident that cost Mr. Peterson his legs and Mrs. Peterson her memory. To her death, she believed every morning was July 21, strangely not the day of the accident but the day of Daffodilâs disappearance. The Caldwells had a nasty divorce after Mrs. Caldwell got mysteriously pregnant, even though Mr. Caldwell had a vasectomy. Itâd later come out she was approached by a young handsome man and they had a moment of passion in the backseat of Mr. Caldwellâs car. Â
The Andersonâs house burned down. The Rivers were infertile. The Wardâs prize garden wilted and died while Mr. Ward wasted away with an illness no doctor could diagnose. The Reeves lost their jobs. I could go on. But Iâm sure you guessed by now what each of the families had in common.
Each of those families had someone directly involved with Daffodilâs beating.
While everyone elseâs family was suffering disaster after disaster, ours only prospered. Bearâs health held strong until he was nearly sixteen, long time for a big dog. My parents thought they were out of luck when it came to having another kid, but mom became pregnant with twins. I insisted one be named Daffodil. They compromised and Marieâs middle name is Daffodil. They were also approved to adopt and thatâs when I got a brother just a few months younger than me, Brian. We became thick as thieves the day he came into our lives and weâre still quite close. My dad got an amazing job when he was discharged from the army, mom got some serious promotions so we got to go on amazing vacations and make amazing memories. Â
I was eighteen when Mr. Miller finally cracked and hung himself. Heâd lost everything- his job after he failed a drug test that he shouldâve passed with flying colors, his position as a deacon after said failed drug test made common knowledge, his wife after she was just done with his bullshit, he just had to give up the car because of the debt he was in and was about to lose the house. In his suicide note he did confess to Daffodilâs murder and named the other conspirators as well. A few of them were already dead from various means, but the others got in pretty deep shit, even though they couldnât be officially charged without a body apparently. Â
Sometimes I wondered if I dreamed that night I saw Daffodil outside. Sometime I even believed it.
But itâs been a long time since then. I have a family of my own now, married the love of my life and we have a six year old daughter, Iris. I actually own the Millerâs house, I got it for a steal because of the suicide. My wife thinks it serves for great inspiration, sheâs a horror novelist, so that works out.
Maybe I wouldâve forgotten Daffodil one day if my daughter hadnât run to get the door before I could stop her. Girl has no fear, probably like I did when I was her size.
I almost reached the living room when I heard her yell back, âDaaaaadddyyyy, thereâs a man asking if we have bread!â
âErm, not quite, if you have work so I can have bread. Close enough though.â
I never forgot that voice. I ran for the door, nearly tripping over the dog in the process. I whipped open the door the rest of the way, nearly bowling over Iris in the process.
He looks exactly the same as he did back then. Same beard, same guitar slung over his back, same lack of shoes. He stared at me for a few moments before his eyes widened and he grinned.
âHello, Will! Itâs so good to see you again. Mind if I help around the house? I like to work for my bread.â
saw someone saying that my new book sounds too convoluted, and can I just say, what the fuck is so convoluted about a brain slug alien taking over the Canadian parliament and then getting run over by a truck and isekaid into a fantasy world where a goddess tasks him to kill the demon lord and reincarnates him into a pale twink but he falls in love/lust with a spider centaur instead? hello????
genuine sincere question but why does he need to be in canada at all at the start. why set it up with him being an alien in a foreign world he is unfamiliar with and is strange to him, meaning he has no real attachment to it or knowledge of it, and then immediately send him to a different world that he is unfamiliar with. why not just have an alien crash on a fantasy world would that not have the same effect entirely? lands a spaceship on top of the supposed chosen one of the dark goddess and then has to awkwardly take their place until the spider romance gets in the way? i see the appeal of the sci-fi and fantasy blend but i don't get why the canada bit has to be there like, thematically or structurally, so I'm wondering what the appeal of it is for you to have it set up in this way
it is fun, because when he's a brain slug in a Canadian setting, he has the ability to 'mask'. because he's puppeting someone's body and wrapped around their brain, and he can use what's left of their mind to smooth out any social situations.
but once he's isekaid and transmogrified into a full on human being, that's it, no more convenient brain to reference! so he almost completely loses the ability to act human, and has to just rely on the scraps he remembers from the last body. which adds another layer of "oh, I'm fucked" that you wouldn't usually get in an isekai
Iâve never been hurt by the fact that my stepfather loved my sister more than me. For me, itâs just that- a fact.
I donât remember my real dad at all, really. He passed away when I was around two or three years old. I remember meeting Dale for the first time, although even thatâs getting pretty fuzzy. I remember the giant of a man kneeling down to my level, stone faced and solemn.
Then he reached forward and gave my hand a shake. âYou like spaghetti?â He asked. I only nodded, too shy to speak. He just grunted and headed to the kitchen to start throwing dinner together. Dale can make a killer spaghetti. And I didnât even like spaghetti until then.
Iâm not saying he doesnât love me. He definitely does, back then he did his best to connect with a shy kid thatâd rather color than talk to people. He had also been married before, married and divorced with a son that was much older than I was. Max was already seventeen when I was only six. And it was at six years old that my mom and Dale had my sister, Harmony-Rose. Just Harmony for short, of course.
The moment that tiny baby was handed to Dale I knew heâd completely fallen in love. I was little, but I could tell he was doing his best to hold back tears. An effort that was wasted, as a tear trickled down his cheek as he sat down and rocked her back and forth.
Dale took a pay cut to be able to work from home for the first few years of Harmonyâs life. Mom once said he got up for more midnight feedings and diaper changes than she did. Maybe back then I got a little jealous now and then, but Iâd only need to look at Harmonyâs sweet face to realize why he loved her so much. She was perfect. An easy going baby who laughed and cooed with everyone but daddyâs girl all the way, I couldnât be mad at her. I love Harmony too.
Sheâs never stopped being an amazing little sister either. From a sweet baby to a well mannered toddler, all the way up till spring of this year, she has always been just the best. I did get closer to Max as the years went by, when I stopped being a little kid and became a teenager you could actually have a conversation with, but Harmony was just always there.
Iâm not saying she stopped being the best. Iâm just saying thatâs when⌠well⌠she got sick.
Iâd just turned eighteen, Harmony now a go getting twelve year old. She was a part of her schoolâs gymnastics team, had all the friends, but she always gave me a tackle hug when she came home. She told me about all the boys she thought were cute, and the ones that werenât so much. Iâd promise to stomp in the faces of any that made her cry, and Harmony would make a point of poking my bicep and raising an eyebrow. No words needed. Iâm a wimp.
Mom and Dale just thought it was just a flu bug that wouldnât go away. I did too. And Harmony, well, what else would she think it was? She always had bruises from gymnastics practice, the fact they werenât going away didnât occur to any of us that there was a further problem.
By the time we went to the doctor, the damage had already been done.
Leukemia. Fucking leukemia. How could Harmony have leukemia? It doesnât run in our family and up until then sheâd rarely even gotten a cold. Leukemia diagnoses happens to other families, other kids. Not Harmony. It couldnât happen to Harmony.
My mom told me that when the doctor broke the news, Dale fell to his knees. Both her and the doctor thought he was about to pass out, his face was white with shock. Dale doted on Harmony, was always in her corner when she needed back up, and she was one of the few people heâd drop the stern outer shell for to show his soft heart. And now there was something he couldnât fight for her, no matter how hard he tried.
Harmony tried to be positive at first. âIâm a tough kidâ, sheâd said, mock flexing and reassuring her dad that sheâd beat this. She went into chemo treatments with a smile on her face, and as her hair fell out sheâd had me help shave her head, cracking jokes about how she now looked like season one Eleven from Stranger Things.
I think even then she was putting on a brave face. The doctors hadnât lied, her form of leukemia was particularly aggressive. Maybe if weâd caught it sooner, weâd be better off, but that just wasnât how the cards played out.
Harmony was dying. We all knew she was dying. The spunky girl with the energy of a lighting strike faded away rapidly, turning into a pale child with sunken dull eyes and barely a smile. She was always tired, and as the months passed with no real improvement, her sense of humor waned and Iâd often catch her lost in thought.
Two months ago she called me to her bedroom, asking if she could talk with me alone. Dale actually quit his job so he could be with her 24/7, caring for her every need. It was hard for us to get sibling time, just the two of us hanging out together.
Harmony was staring out her window as I slipped into her bedroom, clearly a lot on her mind. On her lap was a folded over piece of notebook paper. She didnât say anything, just handed me the paper and calmly waited as I unfolded it and began to read it.
It hit me like a fucking truck when I realized what it was.
â⌠A will?â I asked quietly.
Harmony shuddered and nodded, dropping all pretenses of false bravado. âYou can donate my books for me, right? Or give some to Max, I think Jayce would love them when he gets old enough.â
I wanted to say she wasnât going to die. I wanted to tell her she could still beat this. But I think she knew better than the rest of us that we werenât going to get lucky. I read through this little girlâs will carefully, having to reread every line as my vision was blurring with tears. âI can do that. Donât think this is legally binding though,â I tried to joke.
Harmony smiled, just for a second. âWell, tough, lawyers arenât cheap.â Taking another deep breath, her gaze returned out the window. âThis isnât fair,â She murmured.
I nodded, folding her will back up. âNo, it isnât,â I agreed.
Harmony sighed with relief, flopping forward and burying her face in her hands. âWhy did I have to get sick? Itâs bullshit, I didnât do anything wrong! Iâm healthier than all of you, or I was, I just⌠this is bullshit,â She said, talking so fast I could barely make it out.
I reached forward and patted her head. âIt is complete bullshit. If I could swap places with you, I would.â I meant it too.
âDonât even put that out there, you dumb fuck.â
I laughed, I couldnât help it. âDonât let Dale hear you say that. Heâll never recover knowing that his baby girl knows the word âfuckâ,â I said.
She looked back up, shaking her head but she was smiling. She was⌠at peace. I could just see the burden lifted off her shoulders. âThank you, Joel. Keep that will somewhere safe for me,â She said.
âI promise.â
I pulled her into a tight hug. I knew that this will meant the end was near and that Harmony was fully aware of that. The Grim Reaper was around the corner and she wanted to be ready for him.
When I left her bedroom, I saw that Daleâs office door was cracked open, but didnât think much of it, and didnât bother to check if he was in there. Dale was usually in bed by then anyway.
I donât think he was. I think he heard every word that passed between me and Harmony that night. That his baby girl had made a will for all her belongings, from her treasured stuffed animals to her collection of colorful rocks sheâd bought from various museums and zoos over the years. I had every intention of following that will as closely as possible when she did pass.
But that broke Dale. So thatâs why he did what he did. Thatâs the difference between me and him, really. Iâd be willing to give up anything, even my life, to save Harmony-Rose⌠but he was willing to set the world on fire and let it burn, all for her.
My bedroom window faces into the back yard, right into the forest that stretches around our property for miles. I was having trouble going to sleep that night, that day in particular had been especially bad for Harmony. It had been a week after Iâd been given her handwritten will and it was clear sheâd finally given up the fight. I was afraid if I went to sleep, Iâd wake up and sheâd be gone.
I was finally starting to doze off when I saw Dale in the backyard, cradling Harmony in his arms. Heâd not been able to really carry her these last few years, but sheâd shrunk so much she looked like a skeleton in his arms. For a second, I thought she might be dead, but I saw her shift in his arms. She was just asleep, too tired to even stir.
Daleâs face was completely blank and devoid of any emotion. Heâd spent the last few days like that, almost completely oblivious to the world around him. He hugged her tight, looked into the woods, and started walking. I watched him until he vanished into the trees.
I fell asleep after that. I didnât even know how to even remotely process what Iâd just seen, and when I woke up the next morning Iâd thought it was just a dream.
I went to Harmonyâs room after Iâd gotten dressed, expecting to walk in and see her still asleep.
Instead, I saw a glimpse of the girl sheâd been all before this diagnosis. She was still bald, but the color had returned to her face and she was up and out of bed, looking just as puzzled as I felt. She looked up at me.
âJoel, I feel⌠I feel okay. And I feel hungry. Can you ask Dad for pancakes?â
For a girl whoâd not had an appetite in months, this was mind blowing. She ended up having a whole stack of blueberry pancakes, all the while Dale looked on, pleased as could be. He took her to the doctorâs right after breakfast, and for once I tagged along since Mom had to go to work. I didnât really like hospitals and no one ever made me go anyway, but this time I wanted to see if this was just a âgood dayâ.
Instead, we were given the best news we could ever imagine. Suddenly, after months of radiation and chemotherapy doing jack shit, Harmonyâs leukemia had finally gone into remission. A complete and total 180 from her last appointment. The only explanation the doctors could give?
âItâs a miracle. It really is a miracle.â
And well, it kinda was. Just not one that came without cost.
It started right when we were heading home. Harmony and Dale were over the moon, already planning to order out for Hawaiian pizza while I openly judged them for wanting to ruin a perfectly good pizza with pineapple. We turned the corner and saw two police cars in front of our neighborâs driveway.
Like I said before, weâre surrounded by woods, but thereâs a few other families in the immediate area. Itâs the kind of place where everyone has a driveway at least a quarter of a mile long, if youâve lived in a place like that you know what Iâm talking about. The family closest to us and the one with the police presence was the Fosters. They have a son thatâs close to my age but heâs an asshole, so I tend to avoid him, but his parents are all right.
I saw Dale grip the steering wheel a little tighter but he didnât attempt to even slow down to see what was going on. Harmony frowned. âShouldnât we go make sure Mr. and Mrs. Foster are okay?â She asked.
âAfter the cops leave, we donât want to get in their way,â He said in a tone I wasnât used to hearing- the kind of sound a person has in their voice when they lie. Harmony hadnât missed it either, but she just changed the subject back to Hawaiian pizza and what to do for dessert afterwards.
Once we got back, I dropped my stuff off in my room and immediately beelined for the back door. I just barely stepped out the back door when I heard someone clear their throat. I looked behind me to see that Harmony was waiting for me, her arms crossed and giving me an âare you kidding me?â look.
âWhat, did you really think you were gonna check out what happened to the Fosters on your own?â
I did attempt to come up with an excuse as to why Harmony should hold back on this one, but instead I just sighed and started walking, my little sister hot on my heels. I imagine she was suffering from a bit of cabin fever, itâs hard going out and doing shit when youâre on deathâs door.
I might not have cared much for Daniel Foster, but since he was on the back porch having a smoke from his watermelon vape, I figured he was the best line for questioning.
Daniel gave us both a stink eye as we emerged from the woods, blowing a mouthful of sickly sweet smoke in our direction. Harmony plopped down on the swingset that was still in the Fosterâs backyard despite the fact it hadnât been used since Daniel was younger than she was. I walked up to the porch. âSaw the cop cars at the mouth of your driveway. Weâre just here to check in if youâre okay,â I said.
After glaring for a second more, Daniel sighed and hopped off the porch, jamming his hands in his jeans pockets. âSomething broke in last night, attacked the dogs, trashed the house. Dadâs out of town and you know how shit cellphone signalâs out here. We couldnât connect to 911 so mom and I just barricaded ourselves in her room,â He said.
Harmony cocked her head to the side. âSomething?â She asked.
Daniel gestured for us to follow him. âIt definitely wasnât a person. It was probably a bear, its claw marks are everywhere,â He said as we walked to the other side of the house.
My skin crawled as I saw the large score marks under the bedroom window that was still blocked by a wardrobe. Harmony reached forward and brushed her fingers against the decimated siding. âWow,â She said in her shock.
âDid you see it? The bear, I mean,â I asked.
Daniel shook his head. âNah. Didnât want to. Had the gun ready just in case it got into the room, but it didnât. It scratched up Bella and Griffin real good, theyâre both at the vet now getting patched up.â
Bella and Griffin were a pair of large rottweilers, big babies really, they were the main upside to come visit the Fosters. âWill they be okay?â I asked.
âShould be.â Daniel took a deep breath and shuddered. âI- I think my mom was really scared. She kept saying it didnât move like a bear, but all she got was a glimpse before we hid. Bears⌠bears make roaring sounds, right? Like a lion or a tiger?â
Harmony frowned and straightened up, glancing at me for the answer that she was pretty certain about herself. The description enough definitely puzzled me. âHonestly, bears tend to be pretty quiet. When theyâre freaked out, theyâre more likely to make huffing or grunting sounds, and they definitely donât sound like wildcats,â I said.
âFucking weirdo,â Daniel turned away, jamming his shaking hands into his pockets, probably hoping I couldnât see them. âWhat do you do, just go out and watch bears on the weekend?â
âHey, you asked, dumbass. Come on, Harmony,â I gestured for my little sister to follow along, not at all in the mood to deal with Danielâs shittiness.
âWait. So you know what bear prints look like too then?â
I paused. âAre there prints?â I asked.
Daniel walked over to the treeline and motioned us over. Hesitantly, I followed.
The print that was there was sure as hell not a bearâs print, and I think Daniel knew that too. The mud captured the print perfectly, long spindly fingers carving deep scratches into the mud with smaller palms. It was like a person had dragged their hand through the mud, but it wasnât quite right.
I snapped a picture of it with my phone. âYeah, I⌠I donât think thatâs a bear print,â I said, trying to keep my voice level. Something about it set the hair on my neck standing straight up.
âThen what is it?â Daniel asked.
I sent the picture to Dale with the message âfound this near the Fosterâs, what made this trackâ. âI have no freaking clue,â I admitted.
Harmony bent down next to it. âItâs so weird,â She muttered.
I didnât expect my phone to immediately buzz, Dale was god awful at responding to texts at a decent time. I turned my phone back on to an even more shocking response.
âCome home right now. I donât want you back in the woods now.â
âDale doesnât know either, and heâs telling us to come home ASAP,â I gave Harmonyâs shoulder a tap and that got her attention. âLetâs go, sis. See you, Daniel. Stay safe, man.â
He just grunted in response and jogged back into his house.
Once we got back, Dale explained his for his curt demand was that he was worried about that bear that came after the Fosters. Apparently heâd called Mrs. Foster the moment we got back and got the story from her. If it was so bold to break into a personâs house, god knows what itâd do to me wandering out alone out there⌠and I especially shouldnât bring Harmony-Rose out there.
I did hear Harmony mutter something along the lines of âscrew thatâ as we got ready to go pick up the pizza for dinner. Not that I blamed her, since she was finally feeling better to go out and about. But that track still made me super curious. So the next day, I went to the other person who might know a thing about animal tracks- my older stepbrother, Max.
The visit was first pretty normal, just light chatter about the warm weather and how things have been going at Maxâs work. I got to play with Jayce, who was ecstatic to see his âUncle Joelâ and of course Maxâs wife Lisa popped in to ask how I was doing and if I was seeing anyone (girls or boys, she always makes sure to specify), and then she had to bustle right back out because she had to run errands.
After we got all the small talk out of the way, Max set his coffee mug down and brought up the biggest news to date.
âSo, Harmony. Sheâs better?â He asked.
I shrugged. âCancerâs suddenly beating a hasty retreat. Doctors say be cautious but hopeful. Said itâs a real miracle,â I said.
âHmm. Thatâs⌠interesting,â Maxâs brow knitted in concern, âAnd sheâs going back for more tests? Just to be sure? I mean, any false hope will actually kill Dad.â
âYeah, she should be going back for more tests by the end of the week. But you should see her, it really is a complete 180 with how sheâs acting,â I shook my head, âI barely believe it. But she had like six slices of pizza last night, and sheâd eaten breakfast that morning, a stack of Daleâs pancakes. And she didnât throw up.â
Maxâs concerned expression didnât vanish as he went for another sip, âMaybe, just keep an eye on her- oh fuck that!â
I barely dodged the surge of coffee spilling in my direction as Max literally threw the contents across the table. I was about to ask what the hell was wrong with him when I saw it.
A centipede, two of them actually, squirming and writhing in the pooling dark liquid. Max quietly gagged before heading to the sink. âDidnât even see those little bastards crawl in there. Really hope I wasnât drinking centipede coffee this whole time.â He turned on the tap and looked back at me. âYou want something to drink? I promise, it wonât have a bug infestation.â
I opened my mouth to say a glass of water wouldnât be so bad when I looked at the flow coming from the faucet and the words wouldnât come out of my mouth.
It wasnât like it was just red or rusty colored water. Water and blood have different consistencies, and the thick scarlet liquid now overflowing Maxâs mug and dripping down his hand was sure as hell not water. Max looked confused at my likely shocked face and was probably about to ask what was up when we both smelled it. The smell that always shows up when you have a bloody nose, except a thousand times more potent and bittersweet, like it was rotting.
Max stared at his sink now filling up with blood, and I bolted for his bathroom to throw up. Iâm not good around blood. I barely made it to the sink before I puked my breakfast and the chocolate shake Iâd picked up at the corner store before I hit up Maxâs place.
After coughing a bit, I made the mistake of trying to wash down the puke down the drain. Thankfully it only took one crimson drop from the faucet for me to turn it back off. I sunk to the floor, my world going topsy turvy as I did my best to keep breathing so I wouldnât pass out. I barely succeeded. Max had to help me get out of the bathroom and put me up in his guest room while he went to figure out just what the hell was up with their plumbing. I was just about as useful as wet noodle so he let me be while Jayce showed me all his dinosaur toys to make me feel better. Obviously, any intention of showing him the strange tracks went out the window as I was struggling just to be a living person.
It wasnât just Maxâs house having âplumbing issuesâ. While I lived in the middle of the woods, he had settled down in a nice neighborhood that was just missing white picket fences to complete the perfect vibe. All up and down the street people were turning on the water to have blood come squirting out of their faucets. One poor person had gone in for a late shower and had an actual to god panic attack as they were coated in disgusting red fluid. The ambulance showed up and everything to make sure they were all right.
I felt like absolute garbage until I got home, driven there by Max. But when I walked through the door and saw Harmony dancing along to some song on the radio, I felt like a million bucks seeing her like this. Bright. Vibrant. Pain free. A complete and total turn around. I did tell her about the blood spewing out of our brotherâs sink and she was naturally quite horrified by that turn of events, but we came to the conclusion it wasnât actually blood. I mean, it couldnât be blood. A lot of things would have to be dead to have every faucet bleeding on my brotherâs street.
Harmony made leaps and strides in terms of recovery in the matter of a week. Every test came back with confirmation the disease that was going to cut her short life off was retreating at unnatural speeds. I encouraged her to start practicing her gymnastic moves, knowing if she kept bouncing back like this sheâd want to rejoin her team. With Harmony getting better, the house seemed generally so much happier. My mom only cried with joy whenever she saw Harmony practically skipping around the house and Dale⌠man, Dale. Truly the happiest about this all was Dale.
Plans began taking form. Trips to Disney, a vacation out west to go visit all the national parks, the future that weâd originally thought might have been robbed from us was suddenly now in our grasp again. I was just as excited as my parents to be honest. I love Harmony, so much. I wanted to just focus on her now.
But as our house began to gain life, everyone elseâs began to⌠fall apart. Rot from the corners and collapse.
Even if I was focused mostly on my little sister, I couldnât help but notice that things were different. More bloody plumbing began popping up all over town, to the point where a notice was put out about not drinking any tap water until they find the source of this. Apparently some professional talking out their ass said it was more than likely some kind of infestation of mold, and all they needed to do was find the source and all would be okay again.
Thing is, they couldnât find a source. I donât know how much time was spent or how much money the town poured into to tear open water mains or go through every centimeter of the treatment plant, but it was turning up squat.
Dale was still not letting us out in the woods. If I so much as looked at the back door he was the first to ask me to âdo the dishesâ or ârun an errand into townâ for him. Not until they found the bear, which I still didnât feel was right. Bears didnât leave prints like that. Bears just⌠werenât like that.
Then I got that call from Daniel.
I had given my number to Daniel freaking ages ago. My parents made me because they wanted us to be friends. Yeah, no, Iâd rather not be friends with the jackass who insulted me literally every other sentence. Around three AM I heard my phone start to ring and I had to scramble to get it. I nearly missed the call and didnât even check the caller ID before I answered it I was in such a rush. I couldnât even ask who it was before Daniel scream-whispered into my ear,
âSomethingâs wrong with the dogs!â
I wiped the sleep from my eyes. âThe fuck?â I managed to get out, my voice slurring with sleep.
âThey⌠they were just so quietâŚâ I heard Daniel swear quietly and the sound of someone checking the lock on a door. âWhen they came back, they looked fine and were patched up, but they were just so fucking quiet. I didnât give a shit, but I just got home from a night out, and- oh my god, thereâs so much blood?â Daniel sniffled and I realized he was starting to cry.
âI canât find my dad, my momâs⌠sheâs passed out, she got bit real bad. I got her wrapped up real good but thereâs not much else I can do. The dogs, Christ, Joel⌠the dogs. Theyâre so fucked up. They tried to get me too but Iâm hiding in my parentâs room. Called 911, Iâm freaking the fuck out, I donât know when theyâre going to get here, and fuck knows if theyâll get to the right house. Please, man, you gotta help me. I donât wantâŚâ Danielâs voice cracked, my neighbor now starting to sob. âI donât want my mom to die, man.â
Maybe Iâm not friends with Daniel, but I sure as hell wasnât going to leave him in a jam like that. I assumed rabies, because you know, thatâs the closest thing to a rational explanation I could come to.
I woke Dale up and told him what Daniel told me. I didnât want to go over there alone, and although Dale had been acting a bit off, I expected heâd help me at least get Mrs. Foster and Daniel out of the house.
He did follow me over. But he also grabbed his hunting knife, and he made sure his rifle was loaded before he swung it over his back.
Dale really didnât hunt often, only going when his buddies asking him to tag along. I thought Dale was a lousy shot, since he never brought anything home he killed himself. I figured it was just an excuse to go out and drink beer.
We entered the Foster house and it was just as Daniel said- the living room covered in blood. I barely managed to swallow my vertigo as I followed Dale, the silence so much it felt like it was going to swallow me. It was only quiet for a few seconds though, then I heard the unsettling sound- the jingling of a dogâs tags.
One of the rottweilers ambled into the living room and even with how dark it was, my initial assumptions of the dogs being rabid was immediately put out of my mind. Rabies doesnât give you large tumorous growths sprouting from under your bandages that oozed a reddish pus. The dog cocked its head to the side for just a moment before its lips curled back, a thin rusty colored film covering its teeth and tongue. It tensed up, ready to pounce⌠and Dale fired a shot right into its skull.
It dropped with not even a whimper, a perfect kill shot. The other rottweiler skidded in after its friend and I nearly vomited at the sight of even more tumors growing from its neck and back. This dog also had a tail. Yes, I know, rotties are known for those little stumpy tails, but I swear to god, this dog now had a tail sprouting from its backside, arched over its body like a scorpionâs tail. I didnât get a better look until Dale downed that dog too. Despite having to swallow down the urge to puke again, I walked up to the second dogâs body. The name reflecting back from its tag read âGriffinâ.
This wasnât the Griffin I knew. The âtailâ hadnât sprouted from its actual tail, it had come from in front of it. A closer look at Bellaâs body and I saw that skin and fur had rotted away from some of her side, revealing putrid decaying flesh stretched over cracked ribs that had were turning black.
I ended up having to collapse on the couch to avoid passing out on the disgusting floor, leaving Dale alone to stride back into the bedrooms to find Daniel and his mom.
When the ambulances finally arrived, Mrs. Foster was dead. Mr. Fosterâs body was found in the kitchen, practically ripped limb from limb. Daniel was catatonic, his eyes glazed over as he was wrapped in a shock blanket, and leaving Dale to explain that by the time heâd gotten in there Mrs. Foster had already passed, the bite must have severed her brachial artery. Her body was covered when it was wheeled out, but I caught a glimpse of her bitten arm, and how it was already growing bulbous tumors like that was on the dogs.
I also noticed that Daleâs hunting knife was now conspicuously missing.
When we got home, he pulled me aside and quietly told me one thing:
âDonât tell your mother. Or your sister.â
I didnât need to ask what he didnât want me to tell. I kept my mouth shut. Maybe if I didnât talk about it, it wasnât real. The mutant rottweilers from hell, the fact that Mrs. Foster was now dead and how I had this gut feeling that something really bad had gone down in that room when Dale went in there.
There were more attacks. Reports of shadowy, long legged beasts roaming around our neck of the woods, that moved too quickly for anyone to get a good look, and pets would vanish only to turn up torn to pieces. Probably a better fate than what happened to the Fosterâs rottweilers.
Only one person was directly attacked other than the Fosters. Mr. Green was taking his garbage out when he was pounced by what his wife described as âtwo thin beasts with overly long legsâ. They literally ate his face off, god, it makes me sick to even say that. She managed to get them away and call 911, but with her signal going in and out it took them forever to get there. They took the somehow still living Mr. Green to the hospital, but he didnât last. He developed a fever that went far beyond the livable temperatures, and even if he did live I imagined it would be kind of a shitty life, since his face was entirely gone.
I didnât get to hear if there were any more tumors, since I had to listen in on this conversation between Mrs. Green and my mom. Poor widow was clearly traumatized by what she saw.
In town wasnât much better though, as Iâd find out when I went to go visit Max. The start of the most fucked up day.
âLisaâs taking time off work. She doesnât want Jayce at daycare.â
Max looked, well, a mess. The water still hadnât been fixed, and it looked like he hadnât had a decent shave or a bath in days, probably since this all started.
âHeâs been such a fussy kid lately,â Max flopped back on his position on the couch with a loud sigh. âSame with all the other kids who go to that daycare.â
âThink itâs the bad water?â I asked, nodding to the absolute mountain of water bottles by the front door, barely contained in their garbage bags.
Max shrugged, running his hands through his hair. âI just⌠I donât know. His eczema is acting up again too, but that might just be because of the heat. Weâve been using bottled water for almost everything, including baths. I feel like I need a long shower, but every time we turn on the pipes itâs just,â he shuddered, âWell, you know.â
I patted my brotherâs back. âMaybe you can come over and stay at our house for a bit? I doubt Dale will mind.â
Max was quiet, shifting uncomfortably and staring at his clasped hands before he spoke up.
âJoel, did Dad- did Dale do anything weird, leading up to Harmonyâs recovery? Was he acting quiet, or did⌠did he go out to the woods late at night?â
I remembered what happened the night before Harmonyâs miracle. Up till then, Iâd made myself believe it was really some kind of dream. I swallowed. âWhy?â I responded, trying to keep my voice level.
It didnât work. Maxâs eyes narrowed and I could tell he knew I knew something. âWhen did he go out there, Joel?â He said, his voice quiet and icy cold.
âWhy does it matter?â I asked, still trying to avoid answering the question.
Max chewed on his lip, a small speck of blood forming when he ripped off a piece of dried skin. âIt matters, Joel. Youâre not his blood, so I donât blame him for not telling you, but⌠thereâs something you do need to know about those woods. About the far back, past the lake, through the wet cave, thereâs a patch of trees-â
Max was cut off by a loud crash from the kitchen. I just about jumped out of my skin and Max was up, bolting for the source of the sound.
âLisa!? Lisa! Whatâs wrong?â
I got up and followed behind Max, nearly bumping into him as he stood frozen in the doorway.
Lisa was on all fours, groping wildly at the floor and murmuring something to herself that I couldnât quite make out. My heart hammering in my chest, I pushed past Max and slowly walked into the kitchen. âLisa? You all right?â I asked.
I nearly stepped on it, since it mostly blended into the white linoleum floor. But at the last second I saw the red stumps protruding from the back of the small white orbs. I nudged one with my foot and I actually pissed my pants a little when I saw the light brown irises of Lisaâs eyes staring back at me.
âMy⌠my eyesâŚâ
The hair on my neck stood right up as I looked towards Lisa, whoâs head lifted up in my direction, likely hearing my panicked breathing.
âH-help me find my eyes?â
I stared into the black sockets of Lisaâs skull, her face pale as her hands continued to blindly grope along the kitchen floor. A maggot crawled out of her left eye, squirming onto her cheek before dropping onto the floor.
I screamed. I ran. I ran right into the front door and knocked myself out. Not exactly a thing to be proud of, but fuck it. I saw a woman searching for her fallen out eyes. When I came to, the ambulance was there, rushing Lisa to the hospital while another EMT was making sure I didnât accidentally give myself a concussion in my panic to get away. I didnât, but it didnât matter. Max had already headed to the hospital with Jayce and I was left in their home alone, unable to get the image of Lisaâs eyeless face out of my mind.
I had Dale pick me up, but I was too scared to ask him about the wet cave and the patch of woods behind it.
There was one other person I could ask what went down that night though. I could ask my sister, Harmony-Rose.
I found her in her bedroom that night, sitting at the foot of her bed and staring into her mirror. In her hands was clutched the light pink handkerchief sheâd used to cover her head once the chemo took her hair away.
I sat on the bed behind her, waiting for her to come out of whatever thought she was in. We sat in silence for a few minutes before she turned around.
âJoel? I think somethingâs wrong with me.â
My stomach turned. I was about to ask if she was feeling sick again when I looked at her⌠I mean, really looked at her.
Sure, she had been bouncing back, but she looked almost entirely back to normal now. The weight had been put back on in a matter of days, and her hair was already regrowing, reaching to cover her ears⌠but it wasnât really her hair, either.
Harmony-Rose had our motherâs hair, dark brown, sleek and smooth. And I had heard about how when a chemo patientâs hair grows back, sometimes it looks a bit different. The textureâs changed, the colorâs lightened or darkened.
The texture had changed, now it was much curlier, but the color was what got me. Parts were the same, but other locks had grown in a shocking shade of silver. I reached forward to give her hair a tussle and was surprised by how thick it had become. âDo you feel different?â I asked.
Harmony shook her head. âI feel⌠fine. Too fine. Recovery shouldnât- it just doesnât go like this. I shouldnât be building back muscle so fast, I shouldnât be,â She ran her hands through her new grown hair, âmy hair should be taking its time, and itâs almost normal now, except for the⌠colorâŚâ She shuddered. âJoel, whatâs happening to me?â
I shook my head. âI donât know. But I have a theory.â
I told her about what I saw the night before her recovery began. When I finished, Harmony had gone white as a sheet, but her eyes lit up with the return of some memories of that night.
âI thought I was asleep,â Harmony tugged at the strands of her hair, âAnd just had some really whacked out dreams.â
âWhat happened?â I urged her to say.
Harmony took a deep breath to clear her thoughts.
âI remember Dad carrying me out back. Like when I was little and Iâd fall asleep on the couch during a movie. I knew I could feel I was outside, because it was windy, but I was too tired to really do anything except lay still. Dad carried me for a long time, I remember hearing the leaves crunching under his feet. Then we walked through someplace⌠maybe underground? His footsteps echoed off the walls. And then when we left that he set me down on my feet. Told me to walk alongside him. There was wet needles under my feet and the place smelled like bad breath and something sickly sweet. We were surrounded by pine trees. I didnât really open my eyes, I was so tired, but when I did, I saw⌠things. Eyes looking out from between the branches. Big, yellow eyes. I couldnât even make out what they belonged to, dad just hurried me along and told me I couldnât stop.
âWe came to this large⌠rock. I think. There was someone sitting on top, with very long legs and arms. Like twice the size they shouldâve been. Dad helped me lie down in the dirt in front of the rock and told me to go back to sleep. I tried, but his voice kept me awake. I think he was talking to the person on the rock, told them he had the key, and was willing to make an exchange,â Harmony reached up, touching the locks of hair that were now colorless, âAnd something wet and slimy touched my head⌠I was too scared to reopen my eyes. And I heard⌠I heard someone else say that it would be done. Suddenly I was just so cold, I couldnât stop shivering, and it feels like thereâs hundreds of bugs crawling all over me⌠ the next thing I know Iâm waking up in bed, and Iâm hungry, and I donât feel like a pile of garbage.
I glanced out back to the forest that had surrounded my home. The very thought that something was actually dangerous in there was, well, it felt stupid. I played back there almost every day as a kid and saw nothing more than squirrels and birds, maybe the occasional garter snake or deer. But nothing like what she described.
âIâm going to go see.â
I donât know why I felt like it was so important for me to go check it out, but I had to be sure for myself.
I was barely out the back door when I heard a click and saw the beam of a flashlight. I turned to see Harmony right behind me, wearing a coat that finally fit her again instead of making her look like she was drowning in cloth. I originally opened my mouth to object to her coming along, but I shut it just as quickly and started walking.
The far back of the woods. Past the lake and the wet cave. Harmony and I walked in almost complete silence, only hearing the croaking of frogs and chirping crickets that hung heavily on the night air. Iâd been back here so often I knew what Max was talking about. Iâd only gone in the cave once, but since it was so gross I only poked my head in and never went back. When I walked through it this time, I felt Harmonyâs hand in mine, I felt it shake.
When we exited into the forest behind the cave, we were officially in a place I had never been before. Even the trees looked different, the flashlight casting long shadows along the pebbles that looked like claws. While my steps got more uncertain on the stone path, Harmonyâs pace picked up.
âI remember⌠this. I remember this.â
Harmony breathed in slowly, her gaze flicking back and forth. âWhatever you do, Joel, donât look to the sides. Theyâll eat you alive,â She said.
I knew better than to ask how the hell she knew that. âWhy wonât they eat you?â I asked, the hair on my neck standing up. Back here not even the crickets were making a racket, the only sounds were my breathing and the occasional snap of a twig past the treeline, just enough to let me know that we werenât alone.
âBecause whatever my dad did to me, it made me a part of them.â
Harmony and I kept walking until we reached the clearing, where the heavy silence was finally broken by something else. Arguing.
It took me longer than normal to recognize Maxâs voice, his words were colliding and slurring together so they were barely recognizable. Harmonyâs grip on my hand turned so tight it nearly cut off circulation, and we both ducked behind a tree before peering around to see Max.
He was so drunk he was barely standing up straight, his cheeks bright red and his hair sticking up with sweat. At the very back of the small clearing was something I recognized as an obelisk, made of a black flecked gray stone and carved with letters I couldnât recognize. And by the obelisk was Dale.
âSo all those years⌠every fuckinâ year you told me that it was the most important fuckinâ responsibility,â Max swayed back and forth, barely catching himself from just falling to the ground, âYou were just talking out of your ass? Because the moment you need something, you c-come back here and let them out?!â
Dale was quiet, his face expressionless. â⌠We were out of-â
âDonât. Donât fucking give me that shit, dad!â Max burst into messy sobs, tears rolling down his cheeks and snot dribbling from his nose. âLisaâs dead! So many people are dead, because you took the key and let them out to save Harmony!â
âSheâs your sister-â
âSo what about other peopleâs sisters?!â Max pointed an accusatory finger at Dale, spittle flying from his mouth as he began to scream at his father. âWhat about other peopleâs wives?! Other peopleâs s-s-sooonnsâŚ.â Max trailed off before he threw his head back and screamed into the sky.
Dale finally showed something other than apathy, blinking a few times in shock before he looked concerned. âWhat happened to Jayce?â He asked softly.
âI donât fucking know, how about you ask your fucking monsters?!â Max pointed up and I finally noticed there was someone sitting on top of the obelisk.
It was just as Harmony recounted for me earlier, a man with limbs twice as long as they shouldâve been, but his face⌠the gray skin was stretched so tightly over his skull, his lips parted in a painful looking smile as his yellow eyes stared down at the arguing pair.
Dale glanced up at that⌠that thing. âWhat happened to Jayce, then, Balem?â
Balem yawned, revealing rows upon rows of needle teeth in his mouth that stretched back down his throat and covered his pointed tongue that was dripping in a thick white saliva. When he spoke, his mouth moved a moment slower than the words leaving him, like he was lipsyncing along to his speech. âWhat happened to the rest of the children at that Greenhill daycare. The carpet cleaner was diluted with water- tap water. They were infested.â Balemâs manic grin returned.
Daleâs face went white as a sheet. He stammered for a few moments, trying to come up with a response. âIâm so sorry, Max, I didnât mean for this-â
âAnd you still did it!â Max cackled, his eyes rolling into his head to only show their whites as he continued to laugh without sounding a least bit amused. When he finally stopped, his face twisted in such a way I could barely recognize him as my stepbrother anymore. âYou fucking hypocrite. You traded everyoneâs lives for Harmony, the same thing you told me not to do for anyone- not even mom.â
Dale stared at his shoes. I think he knew he was in the wrong here, but there was really no coming back from what heâd done. â⌠Itâll only be for a bit more, Max, a week or two more and Harmony will be completely healed,â He said.
âAnd whatâll happen during those two weeks!?â Max shook his head. âUnbelievable. So, whatâs the deal? As long as sheâs alive and recovering in town, these freaks get full run of the place? I can think of a good way to end that.â
My heart almost stopped at the implication. Dale looked ready to be sick. âNo, no, you canât! If you hurt her, then all of this would be for nothing!â
âIt already was!â Max began winding his way through the clearing. âYouâre responsible for everyone whoâs getting hurt and killed! You did! You might as well have put a gun to their head! At least when I kill Harmony, itâll be peaceful, and sheâll never know her life was paid for with her nephewâs blood-â
It happened so fast. Max took a step too close to Dale and Dale grabbed Max by the head, slamming his son into the obelisk so hard his skull cracking sounded like a gunshot.
Max slid to the ground, his smashed head leaving a streak of blood on the stone. A shrieking laugh echoed through the clearing and I looked up to see this âBalemâ clapping, rocking back and forth on his obelisk. I now saw there was a chain wrapped around his neck, with a padlock hanging open from one of the links.
âToo good! Too good, Dale!â Balemâs chattering his jaw, his teeth making a disturbing clattering sound. âThe drama has been made perfect with the audience!â Balemâs gaze landed right where we were and he pointed one of his long fingers towards us.
Dale slowly turned, the blood of his son dripping down his hands from where he bashed Maxâs head into the stone. Harmony shoved me down into the ground before she stepped out from behind the tree, muttering âstay stillâ as she walked into plain view of Balem and Dale.
âDad?â Harmony looked at Maxâs body before back to their father. âYou killed Max?â
Dale began to shake, the once imposing man turning into a shadow of his former self. He dropped to his knees, burying his face in his hands as he began to sob, sputtering out half apologies and weak explanations about this being the only choice.
âI couldnât lose you, Harmony Rose. Iâd sacrifice the world for you,â were the only words that were really clear, since the rest was slurred out by his sobbing and crying.
Harmony just shook her head before glancing up the obelisk. Silently she approached it, where Balem leaned down, actually managing to get down to her level. âArenât you going to thank me?â The monster said, cocking his head to the side, his ever grinning face looking downright smug.
Harmony took a deep breath. âAs long as the lockâs open,â She pointed to the padlock, âyou and⌠everything else can go wherever you want?â
Balem nodded. âAnd your blood cancer will continue to fade. Once itâs gone, youâll live to a hundred and two, thanks to my interference,â He said.
For several long seconds, Harmony just stood there, still as a statue. Then she reached up and clicked the padlock shut.
Nothing monumental happened- Balem didnât start melting into goo, and I didnât hear the screams of several monsters being forced back into their forest prison. Balem didnât even stop smiling, only reaching up to pat Harmony gently on the head. âYou still stand a chance to beat it, since I healed it enough to where treatment might actually make a difference. Youâre welcome, and youâre such a good girl, so I hope to see you again. I havenât made a bargain with your family for years. It was great fun. Now go home, girl, and take your half brother with you. I think youâll both want to miss the final act of this drama.â
Nodding, Harmony backed away from Balem before turning around and sprinting back to the treeline, yanking me back up to my feet. We bolted down the path, together. I took a single look back to see Dale, still on his knees, while swarms of long legged pure black creatures began to swarm him.
Itâs been a month. Maxâs body was found, but there was no mention of an obelisk, and Dale was just gone. Harmonyâs recovery is starting to slide, but where it is now, it is far more likely sheâll beat it. Sheâs been quiet, running her fingers through the still silvery curls on her head. She hasnât said it, but we both hope if her hair falls out this time, itâll grow back the way it used to be. Momâs been a wreck, losing Dale, Max, Lisa and Jayce has really fucked her up. But weâll make it through this.
I found something though. Last night, after both Harmony and my mom went to bed, I heard someone knock at the door and opened it to find a small leather pouch on the porch. I dumped the contents into my hand and I felt sick.
Itâs a key. A key made of the same material the obelisk was, just the right size for the padlock attached to the chain on Balemâs neck.
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