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Gay person: iβm gay
Me: ok
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dont leave me out
Iβm so sorry
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ice cream :-) ice cream :D ice cream :-)
1. dark chocolate ice cream
2. mint chocolate chip ice cream
3. unclaimed spot
i need to hide under my bed and never leave
a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: βone of your flies flew into my drinkβ and my coworker was so confused that they just said: ββ¦my fly?β
I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight
he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me
[ID: Child's art of eight simply rendered skeletons scribbled over and covered in blue. End ID]
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do not taste plants if you don't know what they are
do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet
hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro
And today, we have this winner:
I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...
In comments, they continue:
and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:
So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!
YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
βHuman beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.β
Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See
how it feels like to not live up to your potential
If you could ban one writer from ever touching your favourite comic book character(s) again, who would it be
dni i'm very busy questioning every decision i've ever made in my entire life and it's gonna take a while
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I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart
u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa
Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me
sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison
Wang and Lai (2014)
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
ITβS LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO
Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both
Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"
Sometimes itβs the unyielding silence
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do you have curly hair?
yes
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