Long Away

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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

41 this year!

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

it’s so embarrassing to want romantic love for myself like ohhh you want someone to care about you? you want to be someone’s favourite person? their first pick?? fuck off

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

Merlin BBC Merlin they could never make me form a solid opinion about you !!! World’s bravest coward. The most loyal traitor. The most honest liar. The gentlest murderer. Destroys everything trying to avoid destruction. What a guy !!!!!!!

re: prev reblog so cliff marlow gives a completely incomprehensible best man speech and everyone is just nodding politely and looking at each other like "do you know what he's talking about?" meanwhile ilya is full on sobbing like marly i did not know you had such a way with words

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal

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i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…