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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

15/495

fwiw my birthday is in 9 days it’d be a great bday present to be able to pay rent

i have .31c in my bank account right now & we’re still at 15/495

let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

Might do this if I have time.

I don’t know what this means.  I’ve never filled out a form that said that.

^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.

My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.

Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.

fuck no wonder i havent gotten a job…

thanks.

When you’re in 1st Grade, 6th Graders looked like adults. Then when you’re in 7th Grade, seniors look like adults. Then you’re a senior and you realise you’re still a kid.

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

wow what kind of gay panic

It honestly took a minute for me to figure out this wasnt supposed to be a positive review

I hate minimalism. If you have nothing on your desk except a succulent and 1 notebook with nice handwriting you are literally inhuman.

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn

never going to get used to people freely saying they want to fuck/get fucked by a person under the said person's picture like a lot of you are truly deranged lol how is that a compliment in any way... being online doesn't make anything less real, the internet is still part of the real world and so like. if you wouldn't say that to someone offline why do it online omg pure degeneracy, pornography has ruined so many brains. is calling someone pretty not enough anymore

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

Ugh I love white boys I keep them in my purse