i have no mouth and i must scream

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

im in the penis of misery lets take it from the cock

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

asslight gaykeep girlballs or whatever

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url

Tell me, Will-

i got a New Planner which means that i will suddenly and miraculously become organized despite this technique never having worked in the past

by Talos this can't be happening

i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means