Laura Jane Grace Is My Mom

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

“My battery is low and it is getting dark” weren’t Oppy’s literal last words, her last message to earth was a readout of her battery power and light sensor readings, something that I think is nonetheless sad. But what I find astounding is we’ve translated that last message into language that is so poetic and humane, and IMO that speaks powerfully of the lengths that human empathy can reach. I really think that says something beautiful, and I need to go hug my Roomba.

WHAT a goddamn mood

sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy

I support trans grandma tree 

TIL this tree has been alive long enough to see over 100 generations of bigots die mad about it.

A true LGBTree.

This can happen to most trees, trees are queer

Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!

I high-key hate this so much

why are moose so terrifyingly large

Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then