lesser. greater. middling.

if i got put in a jigsaw trap and survived i wouldnt learn anything id just be like well that was fucked up lol

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

Power Armor is basically a fursuit for people who want to be robots

sh sshut up

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

bungus

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

Abt me: acne on my chin, eating an unflavored rice cake in the dress I wore yesterday , reading thru texts my ex sent me a year ago

you're laughing. this man died from falling off of a building and getting a broken heart to test your morality and compassion and you're laughing.

This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph