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[ID from Alt: Art of a young knight looking up at her sword of rainbowy darkness. The knight is wearing a pink-lit, multicolor suit of armor with no helmet. Drawn by gdbee / prinnay July 2026. End ID]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

have the vampires tried it to see if they like it? I bet they'd like it. I mean unless what they really like is haemoglobin and platelets, then they're shit outta luck but still if I were undead I'd totally give it a go

Hand job vs manual labor

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

this is from "research as a leisure activity" by celine nguyen, publs. on stubstack in 2024. it's a very good read

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

I wish none of you were sad

Until death, all defeat is psychological.