☭ Eternal Suffering, Also Gay. ☭

The ornage plague bearer has returned

Will y'all admit that Biden bore the plague for four years, or are we just gonna talk about frito lay products for the next four years?

Biden completely demolished any test/trace/treat infrastructure, got rid of free testing and vaccinations for covid, encouraged people to unmask despite the lack of proof that vaccination alone would stop the spread of covid, did not speak out against mask bans, and didn't do a damn thing to combat vaccine "hesitancy" which is now leading to the massive flu wave that's happening when flu is normally dwindling. If you can't see the stupidity in Biden stripping public health and pushing "back to normal" during an ongoing pandemic while diseases like measles, tuberculosis, and whooping cough reach levels not seen for decades and keep rising, you're obviously not engaging with reality from a place of good faith. We're in a vax and relax public health strategy where not even a quarter of people are getting their vaccines updated, but at least he isn't [food product] man, right?

Hearing the most reasonable, moderate, middle-of-the-road, civil discourse-y person I've ever known in my life say things like "I hope the Iranians sink an aircraft carrier" or "I think the American people need to solve this one with bullets" has been a trip, to be sure

this is my suggestion

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

portal 2 is an american gothic horror story about an incredibly traumatized and exploited girl who was forced into a perpetual hell of servitude by the forces of capital and infinite growth. portal 2 is about how science owes its greatest achievements to women who never received any credit or control over the industries that they created. portal 2 is about how tech companies dehumanize and exploit feminized labor. portal 2 is about physically exploring a woman's repressed memories and realizing she was right to kill all those people with deadly neurotoxin. portal 2 is about fighting the piece of you they created to keep you weak and easy to control, ripping it out, and sending it to the fucking moon. portal 2 is about helping your traumatized girlfriend come to grips with her violent past. portal 2 is about how tech CEOs are so fucking stupid they would probably die from snorting moon rocks. portal 2 is about rape and exploitation and capitalism and vivisection and everything that would make you go 'ewwie' if it wasnt happening to a gigantic robot