☭ Eternal Suffering, Also Gay. ☭

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

it does actually bother me whenever it's like... a bunch of guys and 1 girl. like the smurfs. that's weird. the minions are also weird for it being all guys. stop doing this

and yes I am saying your fictional characters can only ever be women now. and you have to be normal about it . no misogynistic jokes

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

Look a little bit further, in the very back

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face

for years i have been trying to find out if there's a way to just test your way through college credits and ultimately a degree without actually going to school--half for good, practical, career-oriented reasons and half out of a spiteful belief that i can already pass multiple degree programs without fucking around with a college--and i think the CLEP exams and the Modern States voucher program is very close to or exactly what ive been looking for. in the associated list of 'easiest bachelor's degrees" was Business Administration, and Communications and i laughed a mean laugh. i 100%ed a handful of College Composition prep tests last night so i think i could just mop up a degree's-worth of that also

by the way, important side note: the minimum age to sign up on Modern States and start taking their free college courses that then convert to a voucher for a free CLEP test that THEN turns into transferable credits is 13 years old. if you are a teenager this could be a really really good way to just slam dunk a bunch of transferable credits ahead of time. im just starting to look into this and there are often a ton of hoops to jump through when soemthing SEEMS like a good deal, ie, there are reasons this isnt better known/better utilized. but its the first im hearing about it and i wish i had known about it when i was 13

superciliously informing me of the existence of "community college" will get you a block for your own peace of mind. it has been 0 days since the last "assume a tumblr poster knows absolutely nothing about the topic they fired off a personal blog post about, because they didnt include an indexed bibliography, CV and headshot with their post" incident

[Image description taken from alt: Drawing Scars on Brown/Dark Skin. The left illustration is how cuts and burns looks on brown and darker skin. Top level is the common depiction of using light pink to color it. So no melanin? typically not how most scars look. Of course there’s the condition of raised scars or stretch marks which could look lighter! Next row is showing how they are when scabbing which is reddish and dark. Third row is an aged, finished scar. Burns are marbled in look. They're darker than the skin tone. Last row shows how a fully or nearly fully healed scar, it's lightly visible but still darker than skin tone. Right illustration is a torso with scars with a diagonal cut to show the difference between left and right side. Left has pink light scars, healing? Or just an oversight? Right has darker colored scars. Normal. Same applies to top surgery scars. For recent surgeries that alter the areola, it is pink as it heals (nipples are pigmented on dark skin btw so it’s a weird look) After full care and recovery they’ll look normal (dark). End description.] @a-captions-blog