☭ Eternal Suffering, Also Gay. ☭

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

I'm supposed to be shocked by shipping discourse in the big 26? my girl calls me big sis when she cums

white people will literally be like if u arent nice to me Im going to become a nazi. and think they’re making a great argument

“you’re just looking for an excuse to be mean to white people!” well I don’t need an excuse to do allat when ‘meanness’ is already projected onto me by white “allies” who consider “hey, that thing you said was racist” to be mean/bullying/harassment/ableist etc etc lmfao. there is no “nice” way to engage with racists because any challenge to their racism is inherently “mean”

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

I feel like I need to explain. there was a whole internal logic here. there was fucking worldbuilding. I knew there were different weather people on the news in different places and I thought each one was the weather decider for their local area. I knew the word "meteorologist" and thought it was a scientist who had expertise in weather control technology. I never questioned why there was bad weather sometimes because "bad weather" was subjective, after all, I liked cloudy days and snow. and the plants need rain, right? so I figured the weather guy probably had regular meetings with local farmers and gardeners to make sure the amount of precipitation and sunlight we were getting was working out for the crops. I never spoke about this to anyone, because I thought everyone knew. at some point my parents had said "this guy on TV tells us what kind of weather we're going to have" and I misunderstood exactly one fundamental point and built out an enormous set of logical conclusions from there. this lasted from like age 3 to age 6 btw

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

@this-is-trans-joy

This is trans joy!!!

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

In case anyone wants it here’s a list of the SW equivalent of our RL things. signed the man who keeps needing it because SW doesn’t call it concrete it’s permacrete. And it’s not a freezer it’s a conservator (which often ends up including the fridge but the fridge is called cooling chamber). And it’s not a bathroom it’s a (re)fresher.

i fucking love Car Lesbians man its the funniest damn ttrpg ive ever seen. the knowledge it came from 4chan explains literally every damn thing about it