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I literally took my hand-sewing to a library a few months back. because it's a gorgeous Victorian library and the walk to and from gets my daily steps in and then some. also there's a cafe nearby to grab a Little treat on my way home

For every other group activity; be it acting, or Magic: the Gathering, or cricket, or sex, et cetera; understanding the basics or having a willingness to learn is pretty universally agreed to be a prerequisite.

I don't think it's too surprising to anyone that an inordinate amount of my time is spent thinking about game systems from a mathematical perspective. Which could be seen as time wasted as games aren't "real". But they get to become real when everyone collectively agrees that they are.

i know the official story is kitchen nightmares got cancelled bc gordon ramsay was sicj of getting food poisoning but the truth is that after 19 seasons we had to cancel it because he stopped waking up. after descending several thousand layers his corticocortical coherence is basically nil and we can’t convince him he’s asleep anymore even though he still “wakes up” about every 45 minutes in real time. his neurons are completely sclerotized as a self-defense mechanism.

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I think there’s a ghost in your askbox. Scared yet?

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