☭ Eternal Suffering, Also Gay. ☭

my

GIRL!!!!

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

SWORDTEMBER DAY 23: MOSS

The Frog Queen’s Fountain, of mossy stone and forgotten empire 🐸🪷 In crumbling wells and overgrown brickwork, the ruins of the frog kingdom litter the lakes and ponds of the Unclaimed Wilds. Huge lilypads grow amok, their caretakers nowhere to be seen, vines and petals floating downstream, gently making their way to the sea. Flooded spiral staircases, slick with algae, lead to old nursery chambers beneath the wetland where ornately carved cisterns sit empty of spawn or polliwog. To those few who can make the journey, and swim to the deepest part of the darkest lake, the grand palace is still lit by bioluminescent lamp larvae. The queen’s throne sits empty, watching the sunken realm from a great atrium window, where merchants would swim and guards would patrol. The window is webbed with rock weed and scum, the once pristine glass fogged grassy and grey. Dark black stone flecked with bright green, in the great hall all you can hear is the gentle sound of water, somewhere in the distance.

You just know this sword is slimy as hell

Yesterday’s sword!

Warframe fan art redrawn

purity politics

1) Labelled Old Dogs: seemingly a woman and man gossiping. The man says, “She makes freak pornos in her basement,” and the woman replies, “I don't want that degenerate in my neighborhood...”

2) Labelled New Tricks: an exchange of messages.

Sender: I found her NSFW??? (skull emoji)

look at this freak shit (two nauseous emojis)

(A screenshot of an 18+ profile)

Receiver:

I knew there was something off about her lmfaoooo

DMing my mutuals to unfollow her right now (two yawn emojis)