Artemisia

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hey lets curse my friend with all the notes. like to charge reblog to cast

are you lost little boy

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

You are doing God’s work

Thieves Guild

I had a vision

It literally depicts their entire personalities

this is immensely funny to me

plays the same song on repeat for days