nectarine 👽💚

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

bisdgnuisednbguesdngsouerngiusrneuigbsenuygbyesubguyesbguyb SHE'S ADORABLE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺