true love is possible only in the next world

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

peggle 1 or peggle 2?

peggle 1... peggle 2... who's to say... it was just 'life' back there... to me... to my fellow orbs.......

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

Some.of Eminem's early songs still bang really hard you just have to pretend he died in like 2005

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones