true love is possible only in the next world

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

it goes with without saying i am hopelessly dependent on the transgender headcanon

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

red dead and beyond

bed bath redemption

@thebastardhyena

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

“oh is this your favorite character from that show?” get that fucker away from me. I’m gonna be sick

Hey Tumblr- why was this labeled “mature content” for me when it’s just two dudes holding hands.