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*clips my carabiner to yours so you don't get lost*

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Each and every morning ive gotta sharpen my Claws and my Fangs and ive Got to brush and Wash my Fur and Make it shiny and glossy Just for it to be blood matted And my claws and fangs Made Dull in the Evning becausee of Enemies like you.

let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time

i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-

red bull cigarette no food 5 hours thought i had a snack in my bag checked bag no snack vending machines dont take my stupid debit card physics class barely can stand upright zeroing in on big soda on my professors desk. If i was quick enough he would probably just think he misplaced it. I need 500 calories of corn syrup so bad

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

mostly i do god knows what

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it