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it's so funny to read "and there was just one bed :O" fanfiction set in time periods where sharing a bed was entirely normal. Guys, just be glad it's only the two of you.

ineptshieldmaid

Hmm.

Proposition: There’s only the two of us in this bed (which makes it uncomfortably intimate). We’re usually three abed with Snoring Steve the footman between us. We kind of expected to bunk down before the fire or in a hayloft, but our mysteriously gracious host has given us a room, and this bed, and there’s only two of us in this bed.

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sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Fifteen Cents

zzestyo

@penandinkprincess

#I love him #Stamps

madebykyra

My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))

Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!

wanderingjunkdrawer

Honey 🍻

#goddamn this is gorgeous

jetix

A Kermode Bear goes hunting, 2021/10

straydog733

@thischarmingand

constance-mcentee-deactivated20

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

tallochar

"As far as I know, you are still the next one on the list. I will update you again as soon as I hear anything from the team."

#'Where would you like that coded?'#'We need coding before we enter the invoice'#'Remember to include your coding! :)'#'Give me your coding bitch'

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xanaxfarts

Ty Beanie Babies: Batty the Bat (1995)

#God i adored my bat beanie babie #Her name was stellaluna of course #She was one of the brown ones

WHO'S THAT POKEMON? As part of a celebration, a couple friends and I played a few rounds of "draw a Pokemon from description", and I have come to the conclusion that my friends and I are better artists/describers than we have any right to be.

And the one we had the hardest time with, but truly can you blame us?

#pokemon

katmaibearfan

907 is sleepy

katmaibearfan

913 has decided to join in on 907's nap time

cassie-darlin

“nobody likes abortion” i do. i think its awesome actually.

thischarmingand

going into Hadestown cold as a watcher of The Gilded Age really got me because what do you mean the evil train man is here doing even MORE EVIL train stuff????

#hadestown #the gilded age #literally all i have seen patrick page do now is be Evil Train Man

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fiercestpurpose

There’s a quality that certain books/movies/TV shows have that leads me to say, “Yeah, I can see people making fanfiction of that.” It’s something to do, I think, with how tight the story is, how much feels open-ended or like it could be elaborated on.

Something like Breaking Bad, for example, has low squiggability (that’s what I’m calling this quality). It’s tightly written, the characters are consistent, there’s little left to interpolate or extrapolate. Obviously, people DO write fanfic of Breaking Bad, but it still has a low squiggability score. Whereas something like Supernatural has a high squiggability score. Fantasy and science fiction often have high squiggability scores. This suggests squiggability could also be related to worldbuilding and potential for people to borrow a premise or setting.

And sometimes you’ll read or watch something and you’ll say, “Ah, low squiggability,” and then you’ll open tumblr and find out that everyone else seem to think its squiggability was very high indeed.

#It's like how I didn't feel the need to write ted lasso fic until season 2 #Because season 1 felt very tight #Low squiggability if you will #I watched encanto on a plane and my first thought was 'oh this is fanfic bait #Just MADE for people to make OCs and explore all the powers'#Very high squiggability #Anything where there is room for a ton of OCs with unique powers or traits #The wisest thing Warrior Cats did was give a naming structure for OCs #And the prevalence of gemsonas in SU

luulapants

who does have each others' numbers? i'm assuming shane and martin, roz and price, villa and kolawski, (same team) and then hunter/archer who are all stars and leadership guys

Other guys that have played on the same team (it's a lot because that's usually how people get caught):

Roz and Gordy, Vrubel and Noyer, Danilov and Archer, Cohen and Berggren, McGee and Spyrou, Price and Noyer, Vrubel and Williams, Noyer and Hunter.

straydog733

Someone to Hunter: Hey, you play tennis with Casey, right?

Hunter: Yeeeeeeees >__> (But also, literally yes.)

Someone: Cool, could I grab his number? I need to get in touch for [reason].

Hunter: *furiously messaging Casey in the app for his number because it would be wild to say "no, I don't have my tennis buddy's number, we communicate entirely by psychic messages"*

#the tennis club #heated rivalry #The nuances and snarls of the closet #This is not a crit of the fic to be clear; it feels very real that they have all twisted themselves into so many panopticon knots #That they can't recognize that having the phone number of a coworker whom you share a hobby with is not suspicious

luulapants

You know Yuna is going to want to talk about the Pope situation so much and Shane will just be there trying to drown himself in a ginger ale to avoid looking at his mother talking about irresponsibility and the consequences of your choices.

Shane: Mom, do we have to talk about this? I mean the guy hasn't even been convicted.

Yuna: Alright, fine. Have you heard any updates about the San Francisco player that got hurt?

[HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND...]

straydog733

Yuna: God, it's like Pope doesn't even think about how he's a role model for thousands of kids who look up to him and expect the best from him.

Shane: i am in hell.

#shane hollander #the tennis club #Heated rivalry

viralfrog

#Damn that is good short-form horror

tam--lin

(7/30/26) The Red Cross just declared the second US blood crisis in its history.

Summer sees both a drop off in donations and, at least for our trauma center, a spike in traumas. Trauma centers across the US are in danger of running out of blood for our trauma patients TODAY, which is very scary but, unlike much of the other scary national news coming across our screens these days, is something you can help fix immediately and directly.

We need ASAP donations of blood, for people to spread the word, and for manager types to help facilitate others' donations. All blood types are needed, but universal donor blood (type O) is especially dire.

#As a dedicated blood donor I cannot recommend it highly enough #If anyone has any questions about blood and platelet donation I am far too eager to talk about them

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3liza

shamebats

Meanwhile this was what various medical professionals in that reddit thread had to say about it.

They do not, in fact, love it.

fittingoutjane

The proof that chiropractic is an utterly failed medical profession is not that adjustments can cause harm, but that the profession has responded by ignoring and denying the harm, rather than studying it.

All medical treatments (other than complete placebos) have some risk of harm, but for real treatments given by real professionals, the harms are tracked, measured and warned about. If the harms are too severe, the treatment is no longer used.

robotslenderman

One of my colleagues was a chiropractor. After a while he began to suspect that a lot of his patients actually just had muscle tears, not spinal issues. He bought an ultrasound machine, learned how to use it and how to read ultrasound, and found that to be the case. Between that and the constant pressure from management to get customers (because lbr, they're not patients, they're customers), he got sick and tired of it and bailed to become a sonographer full time.

And before people pipe up with "but my chiro is good, they have me do exercises and so on!" that's just regular ass physiotherapy. See a physiotherapist. A lot of people who sing the praises of chiros because they saved them from chronic pain would have gotten the same benefits from seeing an actual licensed physio, who can prescribe the same or even better exercises because they have an actual fucking education.

wisteria-wolf

The amount of fucking charts I've seen where a patient went to a chiropractor and now needs a surgery is fucking insane. All I do is medical charts, day in and day out doing medical code. I've gone over hundreds of patients whole year of appointments. Unless the chiropractor is also a physical therapist, that patient is going to get worse and need surgery with very few exceptions. It doesn't matter when they mention seeing a chiropractor, by the end of the year they need surgery for issues that started after *shock and awe* a chiropractor appointment! I've seen patients needing multiple surgeries to be functional after chiropractors. I've seen patients lose their ability to walk because of chiropractors. And all the way up till they need surgery, through the issues piling up and needing more pain meds, the patients insist it's helping because the want so badly for it to be helping. I wish it did

neovid

When I found out the creator of chiropractic techniques claimed he learned it all from a ghost, I was shocked that no one has realized it was a malevolent ghost that had thought of it as a way to torment the living.

sailor-kaiju

Chiming in from the massage therapist side, who are at the OTHER end from medical-

We hate them too.

At my school there was a HARD line between what we did and medical treatments. Massage makes pain lessen but it doesn’t FIX things, and there were strong lines to make sure we didn’t get that idea in our head (like we couldn’t even popped a friends back because it opened us up to medical malpractice.)

And then these chucklefucks are like “Lemme cure your allergies by breaking your neck.”

rhubarbspring

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dancing-crow

thank you yes, I did need this today

san-sebastienne

Baby: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of dance

Parent: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of not stepping on your baby while he’s learning to dance

#I love that the kid preempts some of the moves #Meaning he has clearly done this routine with them many many times <3

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