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"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."
"come again?"
"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."
"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."
a long and judgmental pause. then:
"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"
Connor Storrie | Aporro X Fresh to Death Collection | 2021
ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”
these are getting weird

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Heated Rivalry Fic Recs
So I’ve been on a stress-induced fic-reading binge, and the Heated Rivalry fandom is large, intimidating and full of gold nuggets among rivers of slush. This fandom in particular seems to have a real skill with long fics, so I plucked out some of my favorites to share around.
Long Runners
into your earthly hands https://archiveofourown.org/works/77302971/chapters/202382261 : T, 79k, WIP: I did not start reading HR fanfic until my absolute favorite author in the Ted Lasso fandom started writing it, and this is my all-time favorite. After Ilya takes a slapshot to the skull, this meticulously medically-accurate fic follows his healing process and how Shane deals with supporting him while still in the closet. A lot of interesting stuff to say about brain injuries, recovery, and Shane’s feelings about how his own mind works. (Also, they wrote a Ted Lasso brain injury fic that is also very very good and I hope they finish some day. This author apparently works in the medical field and their knowledge shows.)
snapping birch https://archiveofourown.org/works/81167971/chapters/213329571: M, 72k, WIP: David Hollander gets his phone and email hacked, and suddenly the whole world knows everything about the Hollander and Rozanov family. Epistolary, and this author has a real knack for writing different social media/press release/news article tones, giving a rounded sense of every voice that would be in this very big, very messy conversation. Also, one of the few fics to adequately depict how fast the city of Montreal would catch on fire if it came out that the team and management iced out the golden boy captain who had just won them two cups.
The Tennis Club https://archiveofourown.org/works/83730551/chapters/220671106 : E, 35k WIP: Hockey players on the downlow. After the thin-walls incident, Scott Hunter invites Ilya and Shane both to join a group of closeted queer hockey players who coordinate both hookups whenever people are in the same city and friendship and community for each other. A lot of OC’s, but you will come to care so deeply about all of them. Just a really stirring depiction of the paranoia and confines of the closet, but also both very funny and very hot at times. And I just find it fascinating to see how Shane and Ilya’s dynamic changes when they both have options outside of each other. Hunter’s situation isn’t as bleak as it is in canon, with this small community, but there is still a real thread of fear that they are all living with.
The View From Halfway Down https://archiveofourown.org/works/79409701/chapters/208390271: E, 56k, WIP: Being named after an episode of Bojack Horseman is its own warning. A world with no Scott/Kip kiss means Ilya does not go to the cabin, means he and Shane break up, and in 2019 Ilya is papped kissing a man in a club. He spirals for a week, intentionally crashes his car, and then has to figure out where to go from there. A very dark fic, but very well-written and I’m intrigued to see where it goes.
good on my own accord https://archiveofourown.org/works/79091681/chapters/207488696: E, 149k, Complete but part of an ongoing series: This one is already fandom-famous, but in this very detailed AU Shane Hollander is a goalie, while Ilya is still the star center he’s always been. The reputation of goalies to be odd allows Shane to be a lot more openly autistic and changes the way he and Ilya view each other. It’s interesting seeing how this change ripples out into the rest of the world, and the author is really knowledgeable about hockey and goaltending in specific, so always fun to see someone enjoying the jargon.
Shorter Fics:
Drama:
i'll follow where your light goes https://archiveofourown.org/works/77098971: T, 5k, Oneshot. After Ilya makes an impulsive suicide-attempt during their hook-up years, Shane realizes how much Ilya means to him and how much he wants to be there for the man he loves.
without you, without them https://archiveofourown.org/works/85490801: 10k, M, One-shot. After the tunamelt, Shane kills himself. Epistolary, really well-written, and great for making you sob on the bus during your work commute (ask me how I know).
Comedy
Captain Rozanov’s gay sex 101 https://archiveofourown.org/works/83233721: E, 6k, One-shot: Just one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. Basically, after being outed, Ilya fields a ton of Well-Meaning Stupid Straight Guy Questions about gay sex.
Fluff
far across the deep blue ocean https://archiveofourown.org/works/79775426: T, 5k, One-shot: Just a really sweet 5+1 about rookie Ilya being in a different country. Him getting to have Orthodox Christmas dinner at the house of a Ukrainian physio is one of the sweetest things you’ll ever read.
Inspired by @fyeahaudiodrama's do you love the color of the audio drama?, I have finally reorganised the contents of my podcatcher:
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the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Everyone knows the first day of Friend Grace’s class is nickname day. It’s the day when every pebble is on their best behavior to try and make sure they get a cool nickname, something unique that they can brag to their friends and classmates about.
Sometimes, Grace will do it without thinking. That’s how Kiddo and Buddy got their nicknames. Often, Grace will nickname students after their coloration. Gaia got his nickname because he’s blue and green, and apparently looks a lot like Earth. Violet got hers because she’s purple. (She was initially disappointed since color means nothing to Eridians, but then Friend Grace showed them violet flowers and said that humans often associated purple with wealth and royalty, and she changed her tune.) Most of the time, Grace will give his students what he calls “regular human names” like Abby, Carl, or Martin.
But the most coveted nicknames are ones named after Earthen creatures. When ♩♪♬ 🎵 ♩♪♬ 🎵 first introduced themselves, Friend Grace immediately perked up and shouted “Robin!” After a bit of explaining himself and a few videos of bird calls, Robin was trilling and chirping happily, excited at having a nickname that felt like a 1-to-1 translation of their own.
Even well after Friend Grace is gone, his legacy remains. A hundred years into the future, when humankind finally launches a new ship with the express purpose of properly meeting their Eridian neighbors, one of the first messages exchanged is “Hello! My name Robin.”

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A woman named Lily is drafted onto the Boston PWHL team, and is suddenly bombarded with Montreal Metros in her DMs, asking if she wants to be added to the WAG group chat.
"Um, I'm a player, not a WAG, I've never met Shane Hollander in my life, I'm gay, and my wife and I have a toddler???"
Shane writes her a personal apology letter.
I feel like early in their friendship Rocky would be curious about Grace’s glasses (ft. Grace’s inability to wear them correctly)
would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?
yes
no
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yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life
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I'd have my knee fucked up forever alive but yeahhhhh

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Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty
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I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.