i made up my mind to live happily

Maya Jayashtri🤝Maxwell Gotch being told you have tone issues for asking a bunch of wildcards who won't explain themselves perfectly reasonable questions

Smells like coin in elevator. Some one walked their pet penny ?

Grad student Harrianthe meetcute where their eyes lock while sneaking into the bio lab at 3am to compound and self-administer their own hormones/antipsychotics

if griddlehark isn’t abt how they’d break reality and and rip the universe apart at the seams rather than lose each other than is it even griddlehark

it’s about saying “it’s not fair” and digging in your heels and choosing one thing to never compromise on, to refuse healing and closure because that’s not what you want, what you want is her

"be dangerous" // "go loud"

Hi my name is Ianthe Naberius Tridentarius ninth hand to serve the king undying and I have long pale blonde hair and purple eyes that are sometimes grayish blue and a lot of people tell me I look like Coronabeth Tridentarius (a/n: if you don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) and I am because we're both major fucking hotties. I'm a necromancer and my arm is made of gold bones. I'm also a lyctor and I live on the mytheranium in space. I'm a freak (in case you couldn't tell) and I love Valancy the third's wardrobe and I get all my clothes from there. Like today I was wearing a bewildering sort of garment with violet chiffon. I was walking around the mytheranium. Harrowhark stared at me. I put my middle finger up at her

Gideon the Ninth is technically a murder mystery whodunnit except instead of collecting clues and solving the murder everyone is just like "Hmmm Gross. Yikes.... anyways back to our little tasks"

I wish the take I see most often on hollywood barbie alecto wasn't that john chose that because he wanted a sex symbol because it's missing out on a lot of thematic resonance about how john cannot help but return to frameworks of western imperialism and even at the moment he is seeking comfort in his childhood he ends up with one the symbols of western capitalism and how that relates to him recreating the same systems that harmed him and were destroying the world when he becomes god

The thing about Locked Tomb gender roles too is that you can see in NtN how hard Ianthe is attempting to do Augustine and yet never can because she's a woman. She had to suck up to Augustine in this specifically feminine, ingratiating way to get close to him at all, and now that he's dead she's trying to step into his shoes as the cool, aloof, well-if-needs-truly-must new Lyctor. And yet she's still in charge of managing John's feelings, making sure Daddy's happy, doing his bidding as a Lyctor while simultaneously running emotional triage on her depressed alcoholic fatherboss. Augustine didn't have to do that shit! Augustine wasn't expected to tend to John's every need and be personally responsible for his happiness! That's a job that John specifically delegates to women in his life ⁠— he did it to Alecto, he did it to Mercy, and now he's doing it to Ianthe. And as the third in this illustrious line of corpses, Ianthe knows what awaits her if John gets tired of her insufferable habit of having a personhood that exists outside of him.