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garaks-padded-cell

Eating cereal. Cat just walked up to the open pint of milk and sneezed directly into the opening. Walked away.

garaks-padded-cell

She thinks ive forgiven her but we are on our way to the glue factory

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klapollo

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

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maudgone

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

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escuerzoresucitado

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sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

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laurierrose

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

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fairycosmos

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

fairycosmos

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

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burr-ell

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

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torchickentacos

that post that's like "to experience butterflies you need to live with caterpillars" but it's "to enjoy the happiness and cultural richness of a diverse local community, you need to accept that everyone from every country is going to set off backyard fireworks when their country wins a soccer/football match, and every world cup is just like three weeks of fireworks from everyone all the time"

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currentlycryingaboutlancelot

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

stabethadeathwhisper

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

mysteryteacup

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

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ilyarozanovsmediatrainer

After spending so much time hanging out and talking with Ilya (Shane really doesn’t want to talk with that many people) and Ilya feeling comfortable to speak “lazy” English when he’s at home/with Shane, Shane starts accidentally speaking “lazy” English too. It starts with dropped articles here and there, which he doesn’t even notice. For a while it only happens around Ilya (and Ilya doesn’t pick up on it), but eventually Shane is chewing out a rookie in practice or something, and he’s just so pissed he’s not even thinking and goes, “is not hard! You see puck, you put in goal, yes?” And then he just pauses and the rookie is very confused about what just happened but it appears he’s off the hook because Shane also seems very confused about what just happened.

Along with this, there’s a handful of words that Ilya always forgets the English for (and a few that he just thinks the Russian word sounds better), so he’s just started using the Russian word with Shane, so even before Shane gets very good at Russian (or really knows any at all), he knows a few obscure Russian words (stuff like cufflinks, baking soda, jellyfish. Things that don’t come up a whole lot for Ilya, but come up enough that Shane remembers).

Then one day Shane is on a run with Hayden, and after looking down nudges him and says, “Шнурок, you’re going to trip and die” and it takes a few seconds of Hayden staring at him in confusion before it finally clicks “shoelaces. imeantyourshoelacesareuntiedfuck.”

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monstersanonymous

in case anyone was curious. he still has it

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queerautism

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

english-mace

yes labubus are gambling

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maniatown

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

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lavenderprose

Someone at my job is reading Game Changer. Left it sitting cover-up in the teacher’s lounge. Jump scared by Scott Hunter in my own place of work. Is this what being Ilya Rozanov is like.

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dykeselfcest

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

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doggiewoggiez

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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