afraid & happy

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

"Truman is carefully censored from ever hearing about Gay people, yet somehow the fire inside him burns past anyways, as his wife tries to keep inside heteronormativity" would dovetail quite well with the rest of the movie

i think the only evidence of shane and ilyas marriage when they’re on the cens is one micced clip where ilyas skates up to shane with his hand about to rest on his waist and shane says with completely flat affect “get your hands off me you pervert” and ilya bark laughs back at him as shane skates away

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

I love this website so much

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

anyway back to this blog’s actual purpose. Ilya would love to find any way to say ‘six seven’ at their hockey camp & get every child around him chanting SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN

paul refeereno and paul robailiffo should fall in love. get foremanlino involved, call that a paulycule

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

would you love us if we were twin gods