afraid & happy

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone