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that post that's like "to experience butterflies you need to live with caterpillars" but it's "to enjoy the happiness and cultural richness of a diverse local community, you need to accept that everyone from every country is going to set off backyard fireworks when their country wins a soccer/football match, and every world cup is just like three weeks of fireworks from everyone all the time"
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today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned danteβs sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, danteβs inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold danteβs exile.
The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.
His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing
so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right
After spending so much time hanging out and talking with Ilya (Shane really doesnβt want to talk with that many people) and Ilya feeling comfortable to speak βlazyβ English when heβs at home/with Shane, Shane starts accidentally speaking βlazyβ English too. It starts with dropped articles here and there, which he doesnβt even notice. For a while it only happens around Ilya (and Ilya doesnβt pick up on it), but eventually Shane is chewing out a rookie in practice or something, and heβs just so pissed heβs not even thinking and goes, βis not hard! You see puck, you put in goal, yes?β And then he just pauses and the rookie is very confused about what just happened but it appears heβs off the hook because Shane also seems very confused about what just happened.
Along with this, thereβs a handful of words that Ilya always forgets the English for (and a few that he just thinks the Russian word sounds better), so heβs just started using the Russian word with Shane, so even before Shane gets very good at Russian (or really knows any at all), he knows a few obscure Russian words (stuff like cufflinks, baking soda, jellyfish. Things that donβt come up a whole lot for Ilya, but come up enough that Shane remembers).
Then one day Shane is on a run with Hayden, and after looking down nudges him and says, βΠ¨Π½ΡΡΠΎΠΊ, youβre going to trip and dieβ and it takes a few seconds of Hayden staring at him in confusion before it finally clicks βshoelaces. imeantyourshoelacesareuntiedfuck.β
in case anyone was curious. he still has it
Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?
This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.
yes labubus are gambling
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Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything
Someone at my job is reading Game Changer. Left it sitting cover-up in the teacherβs lounge. Jump scared by Scott Hunter in my own place of work. Is this what being Ilya Rozanov is like.
I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.
Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there
I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane
Boyfriend: wait but I thought you could change from alpha to omega? Like you get hit with a pheromone and bam become that and you fuck, but the rest of the time youβre androgynous
Me: β¦ I think you have confused omegaverse with the seminal piece of science fiction literature The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K Le Guin
Nationalism is a societal evil
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Poor Jiavani being too good at guessing the fiddle tunes and ending up in Rice Counting Purgatory forever.
I'm dying over the conditions of these grants are you fucking kidding me
so many guys dressed up as grant wearing grant glasses and grant shirts and who look kinda like grant stood in a room for like an entire shootblock with this script memorized
do you think they talked??? or were they silent?? did they discuss the script or theorize about whatever the fuck is happening?? did a grant say 'i'm a new dad' just for all the other grants to go 'oh congratulations man!' and then start giving dad advice because some of them are also fathers???? how many of them are there because how many people would you need to make 'hi i'm 50' true for all of them??? when they left the room did they stream out in a crowd of grants?? do you think they made lifelong friends in that room? do you think they fell in love??? do you think one day their grandchildren will ask 'grandpas, how did you meet?' and they'll say that they met standing in a room dressed as some guy named grant and speaking identically because somehow they ended up standing next to each other and now their love story is forever immortalized in this episode???
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CALL SHEET
