You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis
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Fai_Ryy
Stranger Things
$LAYYYTER
Jules of Nature
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

oozey mess

Origami Around
we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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@stratomod
You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

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A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play
Blanc and his Watsons ππ
100% accurate
Thank you, Black people in fandom spaces. Thank you, Black creators and Black lurkers. Thank you Black artists, Black writers. Thank you, Black bloggers, Black influencers. Shoutout to those Black characters, both canon and original. Thank you, Black people, both queer and cishet.
Your perspectives matter. Your representation matters. You are not bothersome for demanding equal treatment in fandom. It is not your responsibility to make fandom more welcoming and inclusive to you. It is not your sole responsibility to create all of the Black-centered content. You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.
Black people in fandom, you are wanted. You are needed. You are loved and appreciated. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
And since they don't get told it near enough, thank you, Black women especially!!!
You are not "ruining" anyone's fun for demanding better for yourself, and anyone who says otherwise can go fuck themselves. Any fandom worth being a part of should have no room for racism in it.
Homophobic senator Cory Bernardi accidentally walks into a 'Vote Yes for Gay Marriage' photoshoot, 2017

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I love thinking aboutΒ βlost episodeβ creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is likeΒ βYeah sure. Greenlighted.β
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: itβs just that it was so close, my lord
Study of the painting "The Fall of the Rebel Angels" by Luca Giordano Kiwami edition
Redraw of this thang from 2024

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The thing is Robert Jordan looked at the high fantasy genre and saw it was full of healers who are soft spoken, demure, and passive, then said "None of you have ever met a med student"
And wrote Nynaeve al'Meara.
sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
eating him tuesday once again
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: π€€
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.
The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?
The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.
drawing is all sbout becoming good at illustrating one character at 3/4 angle and nothing else no backgrounds no props no furniture no money no job no future