Murf's Personals

Frame by frame breakdown, as usual! LFG, Rolin Cut!

Is...Marius shaking Lestat like a sack of potatoes?! 🤣😂 Cuz I think I called this back during NYCC25.

My only question is if it's Marius or Magnus singing in that eyeball clip.

[EDIT] Now that I'm out of IMAGE UPLOADING JAIL, I can finish my frikkin thoughts! 🙄

All I wanted to say about Lestat's dirt nap is how I LOVE the roots they put on him--he looks HORRIFYING--like a Revenant. 😍

I'd love to see more vampires caught fresh out of the grave looking like that, cuz it makes sense! OF COURSE you're gonna be covered in weeds and bugs and have a mole-rat nibbling on your junk and worms falling out of your arse! 🤢 (Vampires are disgusting, I could never, Werewolf Supremacy Gang! 💪🐺)

Even during the Trail Lestat said that roots covered him as he slept:

The jury's still out for how long Lestat was asleep though. That scene with Marius had better be in 1908, Lestat, ISTG!

Cuz if it's true he was underground for the whole 100 years, that means everything he told Louis & Claudia was A EFFING LIE.

I already laid into Lestat's lyin arse in Pt1, but ANOTHER THING! ☝️😤

Like I've said 100x, I'm fine with Lestat being asleep for 100yrs and Marius waking him up in 1908 or wtvr.

But I slept on it, and I'm awake now my dang self with more questions:

How TF did Marius dig Lestat out of the dirt and wake Lestat up....IN PARIS?! 🤨

Lestat told the coven he was asleep RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES the whole time in Paris--which I BEEN said made no sense.

Which means that unless Lestat was asleep at multiple times in multiple places, Marius MUST have been IN PARIS to dig him up. 🤔

You know....

Paris. 💀

The same city MARIUS' OWN FLEDGLING ARMAND RULED OVER AND HAD SPIES CRAWLING EVERYWHERE????

So if even weak AF LOUIS "could sense Armand's ancient power" right away, how in the HELL would 🚨MARIUS 🚨 be able to travel ANYWHERE in Paris to dig up ANY vamps without Armand's spidey senses gaydar instantly tingling that My Vampire Daddy's Home?! 🤨

You know.... MARIUS. 👀💀

The same Vampire Daddy Armand thought had been DEAD for centuries?

You mean to tell me Armand wouldn't bat an eyelash with his Alpha's pheromones wafting all the way across the Seine?!!!

TL;DR: Lestat, stop playing with me, ISTG 🔫😤

I need answers RIGHT NOW:

WHERE did Lestat go to sleep? Paris or nah?

WHERE did Marius dig Lestat out of his dirt nap & wake him up? Cairo or nah?

WHERE was Marius stashing TWMBK?

With #3, it's perfectly fine for Marius to keep TWMBK in one country then fly to another one to wake Lestat up. That's not the problem here--he did that in the books, too (Lestat was asleep in CAIRO, and Marius was hiding TWMBK in Greece). I just wanna know how far Marius had to travel with Lestat to take him to his hideaway, cuz I'm nosey. 😅

So, Inverse just answered my question, AND spoiled something that hadn't even been on my mind, but thanks I guess? 🤦‍♂️😂

Not only does this mean that Marius was letting TWMBK "hibernate in a Paris catacomb," but I guess this also means that Lestat really was asleep in Paris, not Cairo. Which...?

I got QUESTIONS, AMC. Cuz how in the HELL?

Literally, the Children of Satan are in the same dang city. HOW were they not sensing Lestat!? And NGL, I'm looking at Armand hella crazy right now, cuz was he in on this?! Did he already KNOW? Was he protecting Lestat's resting place Memnoch the Devil style, like when Lestat was in his coma?

Fun trivia: The ice cream scooper was invented around the 1870s by a Black man (but the type in the AFD music video is more modern), so that tracks for Lestat waking in 1908.

As for TWMBK, Imma PRAY that Marius moved to Paris AFTER 1949--AFTER Louis killed the coven and Loumand LEFT Europe to go to Egypt or wherever.

Cuz if not, and he was in Paris the whole dang time pre-1949, that more than anything is gonna PMO the most; so AMC better have such a good explanation for this istg. (ARMAND, I'm still looking at you sideways! Don't let me find you were in on the secret about Akasha too, I will ROTFLMFAO cuz that would actually be an amazing twist NGL--it would certainly explain how he can walk in the effing sunlight--and jfc were all The Groan theories onto something?!)

Regardless, what makes me mad isn't that "they're doing the books"--cuz none of this is anywhere NEAR the books--but rather that AMC's once again gonna IGNORE LORE LOGIC that THEY THEMSELVES already established.

Vampires can sense, hear & even smell each other across great distances.

The Paris coven is particularly vicious & dangerous.

Marius already got burned by the CoS once before.

Armand didn't know who Akasha was.

So AT LEAST one of these is a lie, and ARMAND's the one who told half of them.

Cuz WHY is Marius in Armand's city--in FRANCE at all--and WITH the Parents? TdV MUST be already dead by the time we see Akasha in Paris, there's just no way. 😭🙏 It MUST be after 1949?! 🙏

👀🤔 I mean, there's MANY reasons to fear Marius, so...?

I am SO excited to see wtf this even means.

Cuz in the books, Lestat is Marius' biggest glazer bar none, all the way to the end of the franchise. Which ofc could be its own form of grooming/abuse too, (Marius hems & haws with his death threats in TVL warning Lestat to not be a snitch about TWMBK, but he's also a gigantic hypocrite so who GAF what he says 🙄). I been said that my biggest beef with Marius is his patriarchal AF Father Knows Best My Way or the Highway callous AF treatment of Armand leaving him with Santino. So AMC could totally lean into that with his dynamic with Lestat, and make him more of a tyrant to have Marius' death threats be LEGIT, esp. if he DOESN'T trust Lestat to not run off blabbing. Esp. since AMC seems like they've hated Marius this whole time; so I wouldn't be surprised if he's a huge a-hole to Lestat too--to strip away the rose-colored glasses Anne Rice/Lestat wrote Marius with.

OR, they could play it straight and let The Brat Prince give rules the middle finger--esp. since he already mentioned them in front of Louis TWICE (1x7 & 2x8). Who knows. 🤷‍♂️

But my theory's that Armand's GOTTA have something to do with all this, (which makes me look at Rolin & Assad SUPER SUS).

IWTVL S3 Musings: Akasha (Tentative Timeline)

I'm tryna do multiple things at once: finish reacting to Ebogo's Rolin Cut, AND read thru the long AF SFX magazine article Rolin & Sam did. But eff it--I need to get this off my chest first.

A clever way of allowing Lestat to tell his own story via a series of his vocal remembrances pressed to vinyl, called The Failures. When and where he recorded them for posterity is part of their mystery.

My question is if these vinyls are even REAL? 🤔 Like, if they're really telling the truth, or they're what he's thinking they're saying in his own head? Cuz the woman hollering FAILURE over & over is either Gabrielle, Claudia, or AKASHA. 👀

We already know (hallucinations?) Gabrielle & Claudia will be cussing Lestat out--Claudia's even IN the studio with him.

But I can also easily see Akasha dragging Lestat for filth on her Valar Morghulis schtick, a la her (in)famous monologue in QotD about Lestat representing everything wrong with toxic masculinity.

The most fascinating thing about Akasha's that she's half right & half wrong dang near every time she speaks. She has a point, but she's the WRONG one to be making it, and for all the wrong reasons. She is NOT the hero--let alone goddess--she thinks she is. (I've been sitting on a draft/rant about Akasha for months now and I'll never finish it. 🤦‍♂️😩)

So maybe, rather than AMC letting Lestat go on some antiblack genocide like book!Lestat did, instead they're having him go on some rock music reckoning, where he internalizes all the hateful things she's telling him, sits her down to record some tracks with him...

Another question: WHEN?

They're recorded the 1st time Akasha wakes (Lestat goes to NOLA with Nicki's music box AND the vinyls (or are they with Roget?)

They're recorded the 2nd time Akasha wakes (modern era)

NGL I'm worried that it's #1--that the vinyls are from her 1st awakening.

Esp. if Lestat meets Akasha in 1908 after his dirt nap, NOT the 1700s. 👀

Rolin says these Failures are all on vinyl. But AFAIK vinyls were invented in the 1900s, not the 1700s (x x). 🤔

☝️ And that gold/brass horn is definitely a phonograph/gramophone.

(Granted, that scene's in Magnus' Tower, which is also confusing the timeline--1700s, 1949, or hallucination?)

And we know book!Akasha was singing/screaming with him when he played Nicki's violin.

AND we know Sheila Atim got THE RANGE. 🎶🤌

So my money's on the Failures vinyls being sung by Akasha. 👀😅

My only problem is the ramifications of the dreaded AMC timeline, as far as WHEN Lestat went to ground, and when Marius woke him up.

In my mind, it made way more sense that Lestat & Gabe would be on the Devil's Road, then Lestat sleeps (briefly!), then Marius wakes him, then Lestat meets Akasha (1700s), THEN he's either in 1800s Paris for 100yrs OR he's asleep for 100yrs (a effing lie), and then he goes to NOLA (1910).

But I guess I can see how Lestat & Gabe are on the Devil's Road, then Lestat either hangs out in 1800s Paris (a effing lie) OR he's asleep for 100yrs, THEN Marius wakes him (1908), THEN he meets Akasha (1908), then goes to NOLA (1910).

My problem's that in the Timeline I chose to BELIEVE Lestat when he said he hung out in 1800s Paris. I assumed him being asleep was the lie, cuz he was hiding from the coven that he found Marius & TWMBK, so it was easier to just tell them that he was asleep the whole time. 🤷‍♂️

But if Lestat told the truth to the coven at the Trial, that means he lied to Louis & Claudia in NOLA. Which was always my WORST case scenario for him. (Folks swear I hate his guts and I really don't. I hate his mouth. 😅)

TL;DR: We Shall See!

AMC:

Flipped:

I think this is either Marius (or Lestat?) playing music for Akasha on a phonograph vinyl.

And (from the Insider footage after the episode) just like I already said: I think Akaha wakes up SINGING/SCREAMING. 👀 Her mouth is open like she's singing.

(I doubt the song is Black Licorice if this really is 1908--it was probably some opera or whatever.)

Marius looks crazy cuz he was probably singing to the music, and Akasha woke up cuz of all the ruckus and wanted to join in on the fun--Marius looks like a GIANT CLOWN. 🤦‍♂️😅

nonono--DO GO ON 👀📝

WHEN? The first time she wakes up?

😱 WHAT?! 😱

Uhhhh, YEAH! In the books he's barely there for a few nights, let alone "many, many years".

Now I'm looking at the whole timeline crazy--this is STILL not adding up right.

If Lestat really slept for 100yrs "after Nicki's death", woke up in 1908 like he said during the Trial, and he arrived in NOLA in 1910, then I reckon he spent the whole 2yrs with TWMBK.

But Sheila's saying "many many years" not TWO.

So this means that what I said about his actual lie during the Trial still holds, cuz Nicki died 1796, so it's STILL not true that he slept right after Nicki died, that's impossible:

"100yrs" from 1908 would mean 1808. So @likecopperlikesalt's c. 1804 date is closer than my c.1799 date for the Devil's Road (I assume we can put a pin in everything about the Marquis & the French Revolution, since Ehle already spoiled that Lioncest killed the Lioncourts, but Lestat told Claudia it was a mob that did it--IDFK),

So maybe "many many years" is 12yrs max? 🤔

Which is insane. Cuz if that means he was GUZZLING her blood? JFC.

And yet people wanna act like it's "proof" that Lestat was being abused/assaulted in the Ep5 Fight cuz he held back?! THANK GOD HE DID. 💀 Cuz like people BEEN said, it was NEVER an even fight, and Lestat LET Louis wail on him, because he IS that much stronger than Louis--"equals in the quiet dark" my arse; even book!Lestat said he held back his powers from Louis. Santiago even SAID Lestat had "godlike strength" (he just didn't know it was from Akasha, instead of Magnus--but let's not sneeze at Magnus' blood either ofc; he's strong too).

Do people not appreciate rollers? Holding spray? Conditioner! 😭

Yes, I know he was demonic AF in that chess scene, but his hair was frizz-free! Does that count for NOTHING!? 😩

get ready to see me on the news

Frame by frame breakdown, as usual! LFG, Rolin Cut!

Is...Marius shaking Lestat like a sack of potatoes?! 🤣😂 Cuz I think I called this back during NYCC25.

My only question is if it's Marius or Magnus singing in that eyeball clip.

[EDIT] Now that I'm out of IMAGE UPLOADING JAIL, I can finish my frikkin thoughts! 🙄

All I wanted to say about Lestat's dirt nap is how I LOVE the roots they put on him--he looks HORRIFYING--like a Revenant. 😍

I'd love to see more vampires caught fresh out of the grave looking like that, cuz it makes sense! OF COURSE you're gonna be covered in weeds and bugs and have a mole-rat nibbling on your junk and worms falling out of your arse! 🤢 (Vampires are disgusting, I could never, Werewolf Supremacy Gang! 💪🐺)

Even during the Trail Lestat said that roots covered him as he slept:

The jury's still out for how long Lestat was asleep though. That scene with Marius had better be in 1908, Lestat, ISTG!

Cuz if it's true he was underground for the whole 100 years, that means everything he told Louis & Claudia was A EFFING LIE.

I already laid into Lestat's lyin arse in Pt1, but ANOTHER THING! ☝️😤

Like I've said 100x, I'm fine with Lestat being asleep for 100yrs and Marius waking him up in 1908 or wtvr.

But I slept on it, and I'm awake now my dang self with more questions:

How TF did Marius dig Lestat out of the dirt and wake Lestat up....IN PARIS?! 🤨

Lestat told the coven he was asleep RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES the whole time in Paris--which I BEEN said made no sense.

Which means that unless Lestat was asleep at multiple times in multiple places, Marius MUST have been IN PARIS to dig him up. 🤔

You know....

Paris. 💀

The same city MARIUS' OWN FLEDGLING ARMAND RULED OVER AND HAD SPIES CRAWLING EVERYWHERE????

So if even weak AF LOUIS "could sense Armand's ancient power" right away, how in the HELL would 🚨MARIUS 🚨 be able to travel ANYWHERE in Paris to dig up ANY vamps without Armand's spidey senses gaydar instantly tingling that My Vampire Daddy's Home?! 🤨

You know.... MARIUS. 👀💀

The same Vampire Daddy Armand thought had been DEAD for centuries?

You mean to tell me Armand wouldn't bat an eyelash with his Alpha's pheromones wafting all the way across the Seine?!!!

TL;DR: Lestat, stop playing with me, ISTG 🔫😤

I need answers RIGHT NOW:

WHERE did Lestat go to sleep? Paris or nah?

WHERE did Marius dig Lestat out of his dirt nap & wake him up? Cairo or nah?

WHERE was Marius stashing TWMBK?

With #3, it's perfectly fine for Marius to keep TWMBK in one country then fly to another one to wake Lestat up. That's not the problem here--he did that in the books, too (Lestat was asleep in CAIRO, and Marius was hiding TWMBK in Greece). I just wanna know how far Marius had to travel with Lestat to take him to his hideaway, cuz I'm nosey. 😅

So, Inverse just answered my question, AND spoiled something that hadn't even been on my mind, but thanks I guess? 🤦‍♂️😂

Not only does this mean that Marius was letting TWMBK "hibernate in a Paris catacomb," but I guess this also means that Lestat really was asleep in Paris, not Cairo. Which...?

I got QUESTIONS, AMC. Cuz how in the HELL?

Literally, the Children of Satan are in the same dang city. HOW were they not sensing Lestat!? And NGL, I'm looking at Armand hella crazy right now, cuz was he in on this?! Did he already KNOW? Was he protecting Lestat's resting place Memnoch the Devil style, like when Lestat was in his coma?

Fun trivia: The ice cream scooper was invented around the 1870s by a Black man (but the type in the AFD music video is more modern), so that tracks for Lestat waking in 1908.

As for TWMBK, Imma PRAY that Marius moved to Paris AFTER 1949--AFTER Louis killed the coven and Loumand LEFT Europe to go to Egypt or wherever.

Cuz if not, and he was in Paris the whole dang time pre-1949, that more than anything is gonna PMO the most; so AMC better have such a good explanation for this istg. (ARMAND, I'm still looking at you sideways! Don't let me find you were in on the secret about Akasha too, I will ROTFLMFAO cuz that would actually be an amazing twist NGL--it would certainly explain how he can walk in the effing sunlight--and jfc were all The Groan theories onto something?!)

Regardless, what makes me mad isn't that "they're doing the books"--cuz none of this is anywhere NEAR the books--but rather that AMC's once again gonna IGNORE LORE LOGIC that THEY THEMSELVES already established.

Vampires can sense, hear & even smell each other across great distances.

The Paris coven is particularly vicious & dangerous.

Marius already got burned by the CoS once before.

Armand didn't know who Akasha was.

So AT LEAST one of these is a lie, and ARMAND's the one who told half of them.

Cuz WHY is Marius in Armand's city--in FRANCE at all--and WITH the Parents? TdV MUST be already dead by the time we see Akasha in Paris, there's just no way. 😭🙏 It MUST be after 1949?! 🙏