FIGHT ME HELEN

The apocalypse happened here in 1620.

literally tho black sails just ruins you for every other kind of entertainment. like it was just like "the core idea driving our main brooding male hero is his undying romantic love for another man and his refusal to be treated like a monster for his gayness" and i was like [screams]

interesting how when ppl mention they tricked ppl into eating v*gan food under the assumption it was normal food people are fine with it/happy but if you trick a v*gan into eating meat you’re a terrible person and it starts WW3

Both are awful, don't fuck with people's diets.

Honestly “tricking” a regular person into eating a vegan meal isn’t even tricking, it’s food, regular people don’t give a shit whether it has meat in it or not.

if you tell someone it’s meat but it’s actually a soy-based meat alternative it’s tricking. You better hope they don’t have a soy allergy 🙄

The most common vegan substitutes (nuts, wheat, and soy) are also FDA-identified Most Common Allergens

also you should even be mindful as to whether someone just doesn’t like a food, because a) rude, why would you make someone eat something they find unpleasant and b) if you don’t like something you’ll probably actively avoid it, and people can develop intolerances to certain foods just by not eating them for a long time

misread this as "maybe i want to be a man" and its the same emotion

Ah yes, Too urban to play a character who has only ever lived in an alternate world New York City and whose main attribute is to be able to jump across twelve story rooftops while robbing the rich

What the fuck does too urban even mean

harold, they’re racists

any greentext story you see on 4chan about the poster being depressed and terrible and then turning their life around rings kinda hollow to me because like... they're still posting it on 4chan.... how much progress did they really make........

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway 

yall know the reason famous women (and sometimes famous people in general) look like they havent aged is due to beauty standards, makeup & photoshop right? like women in the public eye are expected to look older/mature from a young age, and then youthful as long as possible, and with enough resources (and especially makeup teams when you're in movies) you can accomplish that pretty easily

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

Also binders can fuck with the TSA scan and get you pulled aside.

ohmygod is THAT why i felt like i was gonna pass out on the plane

IMPORTANT!

For my trans followers, please stay safe babes

also- swimming. I’ve seen “swim binders” advertised and please know that no matter how safe the seller says it is, anything that compresses your torso is going to be hazardous when you’re swimming bc of the pressure of the water around you and the way wet fabric behaves. you ever try to take off wet jeans? yeah, that, but around your breathing organs.

Y'all I didn’t know that shit about airplanes!

gc2b says you can go one size up from your normal size in their binders and swim safely so maybe that would work on planes as well?? haven’t tried it but my guess is a looser binder would be about the same compression level as a sports bra but maybe still give you better fat distribution