cyrus borg's borgwatch, but no cyrus borg!

Yeah man hit this stuff my cousin found it at the place next to the Sbarro. Yeah its good... super low key but good *takes one hit and is immediately transformed into a dusty puppet with cut strings in the corner of a danish toymaker's abandoned workshop, no sound except for the dull movement of leaves, you can see floating dust in a ray of moonlight pouring through the window onto my face, view pulls out slowly through the entryway as the door slowly closes shut, entire consciousness goes black with the sound of a lock switching into place*

Loki lives on in your heart btw

Let's get #LokiLivesOnInYourHeart trending

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

My job has been really sucking lately, why can't work as a Madagascar archivist instead

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

feminist retelling of your parents' divorce

The only media I ever watched was avatar the lost air bender and dnd podcasts can I write a novel to change the world?

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

i’ve seen so many stories where revenge is awesome and cool and the best thing you can possibly do. just once i would like to see a story in which revenge has two victims, the target and the pursuer. but i guess society has not yet come as far as i have in deconstructing destructive notions of honor and valor entwined with hate. maybe someday someone will write this. not me, though.

thanks for the recs everyone. can you point me in the direction of things that are about how family doesn’t have to be your blood relatives, but instead can be people you have chosen. what about some creative works that are about the power of creative works. or where the main character is a writer. or something set in new york city where it’s like the city itself is a character. is there anything that is secretly about trauma, bonus points if it’s the way trauma is passed down. these are all ideas i yearn to see represented but i’ve never seen before and i don’t know if they’ve ever been done.