phillie first person second

NO NO NO YKNOW WHATS NOT BEING TALKED ABOUT. IS WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT THE ORDER OF WASHING IN THE SHOWER. AND PHIL SAID HE CLEANS THE IMPORTANT BITS FIRST. AND THEN DAN GOT ALL WORKED UP AND THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO THEY JUST MOVED ON. HMMMMMM

This post isn't about how insane john lennon was its about how Google has spent gazillion dollars making a machine that lies to you about john lennons mpreg fantasies!!!

thank god there are phannies in journalism now so we don't have to sit through 500 interviews of "so you make money...on youtube?????" like we did with tatinof and ii, and instead can get the real hardhitting questions like "why is your sims gameplay so wack"

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

his pronounss are sh/eher