i think im gonna clang in this trolley

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

0 for 2 on george cukor movies that don't have an awful anti divorce ending. i know directors werent really in charge of these things at the time but i still feel like i need to find and kill him

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

many dont know this but its actually super dangerous and unhealthy for the human body to go too long without looking at a rat.

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.