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Oh, THIS is the hard launch! (Updated version - original)

#i consider this to be probably the single best piece of media i have ever made #if you saw the original awesome watch this one too #its thirty seconds longer but worth it #if you didnt see the original now is a great chance to just watch this one #aka the same thing but with an extra clip wink wink #personal #dan and phil #phan #dnp #dan and phil games #phil lester #dan howell #amazingphil #the good place #phan edit

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philipforscale

also i cant believe phil has only ever went to like. 3 weddings. ever? how small is their social circle omggg

philipforscale

ok this is so fascinating bc apparently hes in the normal range

#red prev baby sweetie you are a white millennial in the Midwest of course you’ve been to a lot of weddings #I’ve been to like #1 or 2 #i think 1 #did they talk about Marvin’s wedding? i forget #why am i panicking and thinking that’s not his name #Marvyn?#is he named like bob or some shit and I’m going crazy?#MARTYN #MARTYN I THINK #IS JT?

Ok pervs here’s the real tea - do we think they’re shaving for this tour? Dan shaved his pits for TIT (at least for the recording) and I’m still sad about it. I don’t recall pit hair irl so probably shaved the whole time. I think Phil was natch. Idk if they’ll even have tank tops this time around but if they do I want HAIRY PITS #PitsOutForDnp

#i got called an invasive pervert last time #guys i don’t actually care im happy they’re doing what they want with their bodies #it’s the same as commenting on outfit choices i feel like #also it’s not like men get patriarchal pressure to shave the way women do #it’s fine guys #dan and phil #phan #dnp

1am slut toast

#today’s eating has consisted of #Reese’s #ice cream #salad #pistachios #strawberries #toast #uhhh what else #carrots and ranch #spicy cucumbers #granola

Guess who did not get the job 😍

#i was the first one to apply and the owner loved me #but she had someone else come in for like a trial day before me #and i guess just hired them straight up

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calvinahobbes

The people behind awkwardprods got actually real life gay married on stage at Fringe and dan liked their post bc ofc he did :(

ahappydnp

haha hey remember this time last year when dan was at edinburgh fringe and was in the audience when two comedy/real life gay partners got married for real on stage as part of a bit...that was so funny. haha

#ok but the real question is would they kiss??#like i doubt they’d have a public proposal but #say they did #i wouldn’t expect a kiss

Oomfs who are queer but can pass as cis/het (for example, nonbinary but fem); are you out at work?

#this doesn’t apply to me I’m trans and on T but #just curious #dan and phil #tagging for reach soz

doubtsandpixiedust

The Phandshakes

Literally anything except actually holding hands 💜

espresso-howell

devastating levels of gender being served here

#the breasts

belle-and-seblesbian

"i have a video that i could've released instead that would have just completely destroyed the internet"

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Friend of mine is in the UK rn, what if he sees Dan and Phil 👀

#jk he’s like an hour from London #but maybe!

pseudophan

yeah dan really can't talk shit about phil dyeing everything green when he left because i'm so certain if phil left him home alone dan would crash out just as bad. he just thinks he's better at being apart because he was on tour and had shit to do. i was there reading your eighteen tweets a day any time phil went to visit his parents for like two days girl you can't fool me

#even just when phil was sick at the christmas that was mid-tit and dan went out and got those crazy shoes #that was the first dan crashout of the new era and i remember being so gobsmacked #at the veteran phannies who called it perfectly #<- prev yup #i also feel like #he’s kind of horny when lonely yeah?#like they’re probably not open but #I’m sure he’d be up on Grindr while Phil’s away if they were #i mean we saw the horny tweets #so much fanfic material hehe #should i write this??#like I’ve said I’m a story boarder not a writer #FIC AUTHOR MOOTS HMU I WILL STORYBOARD FOR U #hmm some freaky jerkoff sessions for sure #depraved OF subscriptions #nghhh I’ve been kinda into cock cage locked Dan recently #maybe Phil makes him stay locked while he’s away #so he’s just horny and humping pillows #and then when Phil gets back he gets to do some insane shit #just thoughts

Just sent in a hard launch (it’s good and tour relevant so i hope they include it) but I’m just gagged at how dif my voice sounds now that I’m like 3.5 months on T

#dan and phil #personal

Fun fact: the first time I ever saw “do you wear wigs” it was to the tune of Under The Sea so now I can only hear it like that, even when watching the real video

#i don’t even know what to tag this lol

stomachachesxxx

felt like drawing, might delete l8er ;p

#sexxyyyyy

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calkale

ik i said i wasn't gonna post these yet (i lied)

bro fr the tiktok was a little cringe as some of their others are and that’s okay. like. theyre our little millennials<33 who sometimes do cringe things and there’s nothing wrong with that I wish ppl wouldnt take calling them millennials/cringe so seriously😭

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