Girl Almighty

Omg i thought you a bitch but you're actually really cool. I thought you were a total bitch because you don't talk a lot. Just an absolute cunt. A horrible horrible rude bitch. The worst. I thought "wow this bitch is so quiet who does she think she is? She thinks she's so much better than us. I literally hate her" We cool now tho

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

↖ easily manipulated by dogs

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

you had the only valid landlord ever

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

Representation is SO important.

shoutout to peach ice tea

me yelling “lets GO lesbians” but following me are a bunch of calico kittens